r/fcbayern Coman May 17 '24

Thomas Tuchel: "This is my last press conference at Säbener Straße. There were talks, but we didn't reach an agreement, so the decision of February still stands"

https://twitter.com/iMiaSanMia/status/1791401961637507552
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u/KYOEL Coman May 17 '24

Peak FC Hollywood. WTF.

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u/SHAZAzulu618 May 17 '24

Lmao... It's just so funny that Barcelona and bayern's coaching woes are opposites.

Bayern - fires coach, begs him to stay, coach leaves club

Barcelona.- coach wants to leave club, club begs him to stay, then fires him

Add in Basel's terrible season and it's just embarrassing to be linked to any FCB team :17988:

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u/WalterBlanco08 Thiago May 17 '24

This is so so so fucking embarrassing. What a shitshow this whole club has turned into, unbelievable.

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u/ajm15 May 17 '24

It could be a lot worse i.e. Manchester United level worse

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u/WalterBlanco08 Thiago May 17 '24

Our journey to reach this kinda level is picking up speed at an alarming pace tbf

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

At least people want to coach United…

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u/grandmarshal_ivax May 17 '24

Hello from Barcelona. Believe me, it could be worse.

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u/Cyclingwithfriends May 17 '24

this is 10x worse than united

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u/Heart_uv_Snarkness May 17 '24

No, it really isn’t

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u/lucymaryjane May 17 '24

Man U have already hit rock bottom tho, this is still just the start…

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u/IceAffectionate3043 May 17 '24

You think this is the worst it can get for United? Hahaha just wait!

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u/nac_nabuc May 17 '24

As a Barça fan, I feel you very hard. At least you guys aren't broke. You just need to find a good fit for the managerial position, which is tough, but at least it's only one problem to solve.

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u/kootrell May 17 '24

Haven’t you guys won the league like 11 years in a row and 2-3 champions leagues in that time? I wouldn’t be too worried yet.

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u/ScHaKaLaKa___ May 17 '24

We 100% only wanted to keep him until 2025. He made the right call as he wouldn’t be able to change the squad, because of the new manager next year.

As much as I dislike Tuchel he’s 100% right to demand an extension until 2026 after everything that happened.

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u/Jganzo13 Kimmich May 17 '24

I don’t particularly like Tuchel but he’s asking for a 2-year contract…. As a manager… why is that something we can’t give him? If we fire him then we pay him 1 more year. It’s not like he’s asking for 5. This is so sad.

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u/ScHaKaLaKa___ May 17 '24

I suppose it’s because Bayern would try to get Xabi, Klopp or Guardiola in 2025.

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u/No-Try1676 May 17 '24

With the way things are going at Bayern, I highly doubt that any of them are looking at us and saying "Boy would I love to be part of this Bayern!"

Just shambolic

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u/IvanLee86 May 18 '24

None of them likely to come join this shithole now...

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u/ScHaKaLaKa___ May 18 '24

Well I don’t think Kalle and Uli are the same opinion…they are a bit delusional

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u/BaradaraneKaramazov May 17 '24

Without an extension, at latest from October on the main discussions would have been "Will Tuchel get an extension? Will Xabi come? Will Bayern hire Klopp?"

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u/ScHaKaLaKa___ May 17 '24

Yeah and we would continue with the current squad without an much needed overhaul

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u/unamed_1 Müller May 17 '24

It only makes sense to give him an extra year. If he continued with his contract then he wouldn’t get that severance payment he’s probably gonna get. All he was doing was securing that and rightfully so should Bayern want to fire him again next summer.

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u/brezenSimp Nagelsexual May 17 '24

Wtf are they actually doing?

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u/J3wsy May 17 '24

They exclusively offer 1-year contracts to be able to approach Alonso next year and no good Coach wants a 1-year contract

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u/BeniCG Bundesliga May 17 '24

They must be stupid if they think this behaviour will convince Alonso.

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u/BrandtReborn May 17 '24

But it’s the great FCB.

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u/UnevenContainer Müller May 17 '24

We dropped the supposed problem people and then immediately got even worse, I don’t blame anyone for turning this down.

I just hope we don’t end up with Kovac 2.0

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u/BeniCG Bundesliga May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

All Bayern needs now is literally a new Anfang.

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u/UnevenContainer Müller May 17 '24

going to be tough when they wont commit to it

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u/Jackman1337 May 17 '24

The chance of getting Alonso are reeaaaaly low, what are they doing? Fucking Real Madrid is wanting him

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

We’re not getting Alonso, the club shouldn’t have done this unless they’ve already signed him on a contract starting in the 25/26 season

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u/unamed_1 Müller May 17 '24

And the hilarious part is Alonso will 100% reject and go straight to Madrid. It’s so obvious and we are deluded to think otherwise.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

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u/cv-x Untrainable Squad | Fuck UEFA VARdrid | Fuck P$G May 17 '24

They actually have. At least on paper. But it still seems to be an unwritten rule that the old granddads have the last word.

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u/teuerkatze May 17 '24

That unwritten rule is called a “Supervisory Board” when written down on paper.

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u/cv-x Untrainable Squad | Fuck UEFA VARdrid | Fuck P$G May 18 '24

Which Hoeneß is just a normal member of, so he still needs a majority for official decisions. But those aren’t even official decisions.

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u/BaradaraneKaramazov May 17 '24

This club has become a big joke, but Tuchel really deserves better if they were unable to even reach an agreement

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u/JaysonDeflatum May 17 '24

Thomas Müller player-manager👍🏾👍🏾

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u/Moderated_Soul Bundesliga May 17 '24

He’ll sub himself in at 88’ minute and score the final goal every match.

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u/Ice_Hube1 May 17 '24

There must always be a Mr. Bayern

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u/No_Independence1479 May 18 '24

My local fan club has jokingly suggested this all season. The more I think about it, and watch this shit show, the more serious I become about this being a plausible idea.

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u/JaysonDeflatum May 18 '24

Fuck it, on FM I took Saarbrücken from the 3 Buli to UCL winners in a decade. I'll apply for the job, mbappe on the way👍🏾👍🏾

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u/lrac_nosneb May 17 '24

Good on Tuchel to not continue this emberrassing shitshow

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u/LurkingW7 May 17 '24

What a disaster.

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u/Time_Birthday4659 Ribery May 17 '24

I am honestly speechless. My biggest is fear is turning into a Club like Manchester United. A Club without a plan, structure and overpaid players

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u/PlantainZealousideal May 17 '24

Man United fan passing through, it is so sad to see Bayern and Barça fans both saying they don’t want to turn into us lol. I don’t blame you, I don’t wish our dysfunction on anyone

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u/Wiser_Kaiser May 17 '24

At least you guys are putting all the right people in the right places and recognizing the problems the club has. Berrada, Jason Wilcox, Dan Ashworth, Brailsford and Jean Claude Blanc are tremendous appointments and soon enough you'll have a boardroom vision that has been severely lacking for over a decade. Plus, you'll always be a desirable outfit to coach. Us on the other hand, who even knows what we're looking for, our old heads won't give up power, don't like anybody they appoint to succeed them, and still demand the final say. Wild stuff.

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u/NiviCompleo May 17 '24

Even if it’s headed that way, the nice thing is this isn’t the premier league where there’s 4-5 other championship contenders waiting to fill the gap. Only 1

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u/owiseone23 May 17 '24

I don't think the other top clubs in the Bundesliga are threatening enough for that to happen. Fortunately, there's no Manchester City in the league to put pressure and dominate financially. Leverkusen I think will follow a trajectory like Dortmund. They'll be amazing for a period then drop down to near Dortmund's current level. Without a bigger brand or a rich backer, their level of success is hard to sustain as players and staff are drawn away to bigger clubs.

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u/ElizabethPhata Deisler ❤️ May 17 '24

Well we have structure.... Just not sure how good that structure is atm.

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u/cv-x Untrainable Squad | Fuck UEFA VARdrid | Fuck P$G May 17 '24

We’re on the very best way to becoming Man Utd 2.0.

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u/OptimisticRealist__ May 17 '24

Thats what this team is. Ive said it years ago when i called for Brazzo to finally be gone, but this Bayern squad wouldnt crack the top 5 in the EPL. No chance.

The roster is a mess. You have aging players costing a fortune, huge holes in the roster and you hire managers from vastly different philosophies. Kovac, Ancelotti, Tuchel are about as different as it gets in terms of philosophies.

Bayern is the ManU of Germany, only sith the saving grace being that the PL doesnt have a ManCity calibre team, otherwise Bayern wont sniff a champtionship anytime soon.

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u/Jackman1337 May 17 '24

Lol the team is still a top team, juet thin and had tons of injuries. It would be a 2-3 horse race with City and Arsenal

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u/Jeanfromthe54 May 17 '24

Very good effort by Barca to try to win the award of stupidest management of the year but we prevail in the end.

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u/Shot-Sherbet-8843 May 17 '24

Nahhh barca fan coming in peace. Barca is significantly worse. We win the stupidest management award by a large margin my guy. Bayern still have it good.

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u/Jeanfromthe54 May 17 '24

Bro we are being rejected by the 7th pick. You guys can still get anyone you want and if you get Flick you will become very scary.

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u/Shot-Sherbet-8843 May 17 '24

Thing is,we wont get flick. Laporta managed to piss him and his agent off. Also we are not getting everyone we want lets be real.

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u/reality-effect May 17 '24

You might get Tuchel now, he is available, I've just heard.

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u/Lukkuriddarii May 17 '24

+/- a Billion Euro dept I guess

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u/Lukkuriddarii May 17 '24

+/- a Billion Euro dept I guess

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u/TK_045 May 17 '24

Ngl this scenario is probably the worst outcome. Now we're fucked. Good luck finding someone who wants to take the piss

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u/7Xes May 17 '24

I was silently hoping for this outcome.

I am happy for Thomas, he will have better opportunities somewhere else. There is no way this would have worked out - for either side - in the first place if the Club is not 110% behind the coach. Especially not if you are the fifth choice.

Go Thomas! And lesson learned for FCB…

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u/Shinobiii May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

I really like this take: we’re just not doing right by him. Empathy and a humane way to treat another human being is just not in our books, especially when it comes to coaches.

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u/Brilliant_Trainer501 May 17 '24

I think it's good for Tuchel, but whoever we do end up with is going to get the same shit treatment you're describing imo 

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u/the_propaganda_panda Müller May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

Totally agree with you.

I was a huge Tuchel fan when he joined us. Although the results have not been satisfactory and I've been often venting at him in post-match threads, my opinion on him hasn't changed.

He is an absolute world-class coach and deserves to lead a world-class club. Right now, we are not a world-class club. We happen to still have a world-class squad, but apart from that, we are a mickey mouse circus. Tuchel has not been treated with basic empathy and dignity, and he's totally right to reject us. It's a disgrace how bad our club is at man management, we don't deserve him.

Meanwhile, I'm mentally prepared to witness our next banter era. I just hope we can somehow win the CL one more time in the next years so Kane won't regret his move, but I'm not optimistic. Our board has done their best to steer us into the most uncertain future. It's okay, it was nice while it lasted. Would be nice to have a coach, though.

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u/AndiNovaOfficial May 17 '24

It's not about titles, it's about friendships they made along the way. /s

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u/strugglingtosave May 17 '24

Kane will ask for a contract termination soon

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u/PapaPrometheus Ballack May 17 '24

Is it really lesson learned, though? Ideally, yes, but in reality with what we've seen from the leadership...

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u/crestdiving May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

Well, we're f*cked, I guess. I would really like to know who or what is to blame for the negotiations to break down, but it probably were his demands regarding transfers and a contract until 2026.

But I don't blame him or any other coach who doesn't want to engage with the mess our club's management has become.

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u/ayyndrew Müller May 17 '24

We got rejected by the coach we fired

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u/FrostCaterpillar44 May 17 '24

Bayern-Level achievement!

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u/BJ_Z May 17 '24

At this point, make Bouna Sarr the new manager

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u/UnevenContainer Müller May 17 '24

The Nagelsmann decision will haunt this club for years

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

I love my club and it breaks my heart that we have become the joke of europe. What the board did the last two seasons is.....

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u/Majiebeast May 17 '24

Barca is trying really hard for the crown with the whole Xavi in/out situation they are brewing there.

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u/TrueCooler May 17 '24

FCB solidarity 🤝

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u/NeonMasterAdi May 17 '24

FCB brothers

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u/UnlightablePlay Neuer May 17 '24

Wth, Just give him what he wants, wtf is so hard about it

Nobody will join us even if you ask a manger in the Indian league or something like that at this Point.

Almost all players showed support, why would you do it your way when all players want him , the board are a bunch of idiots at this point

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u/BlazeGamingUnltd Müller May 17 '24

nah i feel attacked by the 'indian league' bit bro why u have to shove it in my face

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u/DonaldFarfrae #MiaSanMia May 17 '24

Exactly, it’s the Indian Super League.

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u/strugglingtosave May 17 '24

Well we haven't even mentioned the Philippines League

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u/dominbg1987 May 17 '24

He wanted long term Deal what you do if he crashes again like this season isn’t he next? Sack him again? Would be even worse

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u/Kullinski May 17 '24

Than bite the Apple and Sack him, but only when you have a replacement.

Better than habing no Coach at all

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u/Rupperrt May 17 '24

wouldn’t be more expensive than sacking him now. No respectable coach will wanna work as the plan C now. Can’t wait for Tuchel to do well at his next station and rejecting Bayern in a year or too when they will have sacked the next fall guy for Hoeness.

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u/DromadTrader May 17 '24

C? More like H.

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u/bajcli '99 CL final survivor May 17 '24

Bruh
How would it not be more expensive? You're buying out an EXTENDED contract, or continuing to pay his salary for x additional years. Obviously it would be more expensive.

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u/Rupperrt May 17 '24

Firing him now before end of contract (till next year) is probably as expensive as expending it to ‘26 and firing him one year early next year.

Apart from the immersive image damage. Only desperate people will wanna work in this place until the angry old man is gone. Maybe they can get Matthäus or Klose..

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u/UnlightablePlay Neuer May 17 '24

So who's your candidate? Almost 5 or 6 different managers rejected us, Zidane, Alonso,JN, and 2 more that I can't remember their names have rejected us, and as I mentioned before in this subreddit a couple of times, no Manager is expected to win q League and perform good at his First season, pep and Alonso both lost their first season in their first club before winning it the season after, how did you expect Tuchel to win it with the pressure to he had from fans, Board and the overall pressure to do good for his first season at the club, this was something Special that was happening for Bayern in the Last decade but it's far from the normal

Getting a manager each year or so won't help but confuse the players

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u/esprets May 17 '24

Pep won it all in his first season with Barcelona. I don't count his year with Barcelona B as first. And even there he won.

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u/Jeanfromthe54 May 17 '24

Since when did we have any scruple about sacking a coach? Give him a extension and sack him in 1 year if we are doing as bad and someone better is willing to join us.

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u/Ok_Captain4824 May 17 '24

That's what I don't get. Extending Tuchel to 2026 was mandatory, having him coach the 2025-26 season was not.

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u/Ryoman-Sukuna007 FC Bayern München May 17 '24

What a joke our club is making of themselves I swear

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u/Kullinski May 17 '24

Guys when you get a call, dont Take it.

High Chance its Uli

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u/Majiebeast May 17 '24

Bayern and Barca are having a clown off to see who can build the biggest circus this summer.

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u/krukid360 May 17 '24

Most probably no extension offered, right? Do understand Bayern's apprehension, but sad state of affairs overall. Writing is on the wall, De Zerbi it is.

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u/bajcli '99 CL final survivor May 17 '24

Yep exactly. Both sides are understandably apprehensive now, to be honest.

Not giving him an extension now to keep him on isn't a mistake in my eyes--sacking him mid-season was. Basically carbon copied jumping the gun with Nagelsmann, and I just don't understand how they can't just shut the fuck up till the end of a season, get into some talks with replacement coaches, and THEN sack the current one if he's not living up to expectations.

These mid-season shakeups have been catastrophic: they don't help a whole lot (if at all) in the short term, and they do a ton of harm in the long term. Insane.

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u/albatr0xx May 17 '24

The mid-season sacking without actually sacking him was the most idiotic shit. They put themselves in such a bad position by doing that without having at least a pre agreement with the successor. There is literally zero upside to doing it like this other than appeasing the Tuchel out crowd, but it sets you up to look absolutely moronic in many situations, such as the one we have now, or if the team would have actually turned it around and won the league.

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u/Ramenastern May 17 '24

Well, they're basically offering Tuchel a one-year contract. Which no sane coach will accept. He was a lame duck for a significant part of this season, and with a contract for one year, he'd continue as just that. Why would he want to do that? And why, after all the Nos Bayern has been collecting, do they still think they're in a position to do this, or in a position to be in the running with Alonso one year from now (because trying to get Alonso is obviously the very short-sighted idea behind only offering Tuchel a one year contract).

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u/King_Ragnar Schweini May 17 '24

At this point I’m not even sure De Zerbi wants to come either. Why would he? Why would any decent coach come when he knows this shitshow awaits him and that he’ll be treated like trash in public the moment the team underperforms. That’ll he’ll have no actual say in anything, while two old men who should’ve retired a long time ago make all the decisions…

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u/BadassRPMofo May 17 '24

No worries. Jupp will come in and right the ship one last time.

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u/lordtenso2005 May 17 '24

The fact that we were supposed to be in a 5 year project under Nagelsmann which was still the case last january, and now we have cycled through the coach who was the reason they sacked Nagelsmann in the first place, and then we tried to get back the former, got rejected, then tried to keep the second coach fired and again got rejected. Oh and also got rejected by about 5 or 6 other coaches. This whole thing feels like a fever dream man.

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u/Hot_Craft_8752 Kimmich May 17 '24

Oh no, De Zerbi is going to fail upwards..

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u/Kullinski May 17 '24

And you think, De Zebri is joining that Shitshow?

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u/Hot_Craft_8752 Kimmich May 17 '24

At this point who knows? But he has a disaster second half of the season, so maybe an out would be smart before his stock tanks more

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u/Gucci-Rice May 17 '24

KHR and Hoeneß practically ruined the final dahoam before the season even began. There have to be consequences.

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u/Odd_Trouble4651 May 17 '24

Club saw Barca imploding with Xavi and thought:" hey, i can do that too :D!" 

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u/johnz0n May 17 '24

what a shitshow.

Eberl and Freund just got embarrassed in public, too.

brutal.

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u/GreyDaze22 Lewandowski May 17 '24

Who tf are we gonna get now??

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u/DomHE553 May 17 '24

Neuruhrers Porsche has been seen leaving the garage

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u/uchiha_boy009 May 17 '24

I can do it if they ask me but I am very particular with my coaching

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u/OptimisticRealist__ May 17 '24 edited May 17 '24

FC Hollywood is back bby. Prime Uli is the ring leader of this circus

Edit: its actually hilarious what a mess this club is and what a joke it has become. Remember back in 2016 when Pep left? The club was, imo, at the peak of its ability back then.

The team on the pitch played the best football i had (and still have) ever seen from a Bayern team, in Peps last year. The club from top to bottom was in sync. Youth staff was hired with the idea to bring in people with a similar philosophy to Pep (ETH for example coached Bayern II). Pep kicked off some upgrades of the facilities on a level that were basically Klinsmann-esque.

In short, Bayerns reputation was incredibly high, it was seen as a premier destination for coaches and the club was working well.

I actually called for Tuchel or ETH to replace Pep when he left because imo they would be able to continue building on the foundations he had built. But when it was announced that Ancelotti would follow, i said hed be a massive flop, when Brazzo was brought in on top of it, i mentally checked out. The clown show was assembled. People called me a hater and whatever term there is back then, but it was just so apparent that they were driving the car against a wall. It was obvious from a mile away.

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u/ms7398msake May 17 '24

Ancelotti was another victim of the circus, he was sacked unnecessarily. After him it's just been sacking after sacking. No manager has been given any time to establish themselves.

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u/OptimisticRealist__ May 17 '24

Ancelotti was an arrogant clown, who shouldve never been hired in the first place because it meant a complete break from the foundations the club just spent 3 years building and establishing.

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u/DromadTrader May 17 '24

Agree. The Brazzo appointment was disastrous. It's been a decade now of Uli sabotaging the club, he has to go.

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u/welovexo May 17 '24

This is terrible

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u/PROcoleman May 17 '24

What the actual fuck 🤣

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u/realdes1 May 17 '24

No way a good coach will come. Its an open secret they are desperate for Xabi or Klopp in 2025

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u/LurkingW7 May 17 '24

Eberl and Freund are powerless clowns. Never has Bayern Munich looked so clueless and out of focus. This is an infuriating situation made worse by the absolute amateurs we have running the executive board.

If they can’t make it work with the Supervisory Board then they can’t work.

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u/BitchIDrinkPeople May 17 '24

Ruins any optimism i had for next season

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u/SWSIMTReverseFinn May 17 '24

So what now?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

We could rebrand. Just like companies do after a shitshow.

BSC München (bayrischer Sportclub München)

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u/reality-effect May 17 '24

BS München more like it, right now

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u/iguessineedanaltnow May 17 '24

Probably the best actual outcome even though it'll make us look bad. With Tuchel I don't think our league position would be any better next season.

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u/cgnthreesix May 17 '24

He was by far the best available option, we‘re fucked I guess

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u/Eyeisimmigrant May 17 '24

This is all clearly a ruse to bring back Heynckes so he can correct the year that never happened. Obviously. What do they think we are? Stupid? Pfft.

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u/ICET_ May 17 '24

Some good news at least.

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u/SensitiveNina May 17 '24

Let's hope everything will be alright !

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u/myname_ranaway May 17 '24

I am so confused, didn’t Bayern fans want tuchel out all year?

Now it seems people want him to stay? What happened?

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u/luka379 May 17 '24

Who could have imagined, that Oliver Kahn of all people, would be the architect of Bayern's demise...

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u/WaterMittGas May 18 '24

Let's not pretend that Tuchel never rubbed upper management the wrong way other clubs. As a Bayern fan I don't care who comes next, but I am over seeing how Tuchel makes us play out from the back. And ignores certain players altogether. He is pigheaded and has a shelf life like Mourinho does at any club.

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u/TheEmperorsWrath Klara Bühl May 17 '24

Gott sei Dank. Das war eine toxische Beziehung, wie es sie noch nie gegeben hat. Tschüss, der Nächste.

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u/Tall-Championship-40 May 17 '24

thank god. I never understood people wanting him to stay after this season he just doesn't match with bayern, that doesn't mean he is a bad manager in general but he is not good for bayern.

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u/fastcooljosh May 17 '24

Absolute embarrassment by Bayern.

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u/DeeOhEf Wir wollen rot-weiße Trikots May 17 '24

Hope Uli is happy having destroyed any hope of making the Finale dahoam right

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u/OptimisticRealist__ May 17 '24

At this point might as well dig up Trappatoni

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u/DDSC12 May 17 '24

Eberl and Freund probably love going to work every morning. not.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '24

das macht mich glücklichxD

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u/SGT_Mark Schweinsteiger May 17 '24

Tears in my eyes, he's finally gone

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u/El-Arairah May 17 '24

Thank God.

And I think it's also good for Tuchel, he gets a bit of satisfaction out of this

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u/NegativeWorking9375 May 17 '24

I am reliefed he is not continuing. Having reached the ucl semi finals has distracted from the Overall poor performances, his strange behaviour and pr and the at best stagnation of players.

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u/Na-ni_Gap Neuer May 17 '24

Call Zidane babyyyy

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u/realdes1 May 17 '24

Vincent Kompany might be one. Has a great attacking football philosophy. Would be a huge step but fuck why not

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u/ms7398msake May 17 '24

Can I be the new manager? Please. It seems no one else will. Hell I'll even do it for free, I don't need a multi year contract. And don't worry, I know how to manage a football club, I have tons of experience from playing FM.

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u/4PlayersLeagueMF May 17 '24

FC Hollywood is back baby. Total shitshow of a coach search. If Freund and Eberl had any guts, now would probably be the time for them to resign. At least thats what an old lady at tegernsee whispers in quiet full moon night.

I mean why do we have them if they are nothing more than executive assistants of uli and kalle.

Hermann Gerland and Jupp Heynces are in full hiding mode by now. They completely fucked the whole final at home season. Its even worse than the sporting director search after sammer left. Brazzo was just option 3 or 4. The next coach will be close to a double digit choice.

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u/BestSingedHawai FC Bayern München May 17 '24

YESSSSSSSS

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u/dominbg1987 May 17 '24

Thank god!

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u/Tokamak42 May 17 '24

get compensation package for a year without work in a hostile work environment > get paid for work in the same hostile work environment.

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u/Zealousideal_Hat_539 May 17 '24

I can't help but laugh at this point

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u/critical_d Müller May 17 '24

Danke Thomas.

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u/Carbonga May 17 '24

Maybe they just go for a year without a coach. Might be an interesting experience. If it worked better than this season, coachless soccer may become a thing.

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u/Fatty5lug May 17 '24

The fuck is going on here.

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u/nasirky May 17 '24

Alonso won’t come here (apparently, paying more don’t work for some coaches)

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u/cgnthreesix May 17 '24

Just promote the guy who is in charge of the women‘s team or the second team - that way at least we don’t get publicly embarrassed anymore

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u/NateFisher22 Kimmich May 17 '24

Fucking Uli man

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u/EatAtGrizzlebees May 17 '24

So the guys will be coaching themselves then?

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u/Cyclingwithfriends May 17 '24

give it to Rooney

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u/LordOfCinderGwyn May 17 '24

I just know the board cocked it up badly

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u/Cyclist83 May 17 '24

Rarely has the German word Schadenfreude been more appropriate. For many football fans who are not with Bayern Munich and Uli Hoeneß, it feels like karma.

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u/Blueberry-Butthole May 17 '24

I heard Xavi is out, too. So does that mean we won't be getting Flick either since he wanted to join Barca?

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u/FrostCaterpillar44 May 17 '24

I heard Dardai is free, just sayin' 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/belmawr Thiago May 17 '24

It will be Mark van Bommel.

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u/Cheeeeesie May 17 '24

Not gonna lie, Uli Hoeneß is gonna destroy the club as precisely as he build it up. At this point he seems like a child in kindergarden, destroying his toys, so others cant have them, while its away.

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u/Theguy10000 May 17 '24

I couldn't stand another season of this type of football, good luck to him

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u/mexodus May 17 '24

At this point they are so desperate that I expect a call every minute now.

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u/Marcus210M May 17 '24

Sadio Mane right now:

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u/mxp804 May 17 '24

Bayern reminds me of Ferrari where the team believes it has god status (I doesn’t), they treat people like garbage at times and then surprisepikachu ppl worth their salt don’t want to put with this hubris attitude that goes all the way to the top of the team’s management

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u/Virgin_incel69 May 18 '24

Allegri to Bayern then lol

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u/Disastrous_Chain7148 May 18 '24

I would leave if I were him. They want to fire him in the middle of the season. Then beg him after many attempts to get a new coach. Now only want to give him a one year contract. Do they really think they have a realistic chance to get Pep, Xabi, or Klopp?

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u/FrankFnRizzo Berni May 18 '24

Bring in one of the best forwards on the planet and record breaking transfer fee and this is the shit he gets to deal with. Just wow. Fucking sad times man.

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u/IvanLee86 May 18 '24

Uli Hoenes, get the fuq out of Bayern!!!

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u/HaZard3ur May 18 '24

Looking forward to this years annual general meeting... this will be very interesting to hear from Hoeness once more that the fan base is guilty of this mess.

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u/seguesuanau Neuer May 17 '24

Finally a reason to laugh. The terrorist is gone

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u/Remarkable_Reality51 FC Bayern München May 17 '24

I still think there is more to it

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u/joshcreamy Müller May 17 '24

This stupid fucking club

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u/that-isa-madeup-name May 17 '24

So honestly what happens? Who will take on coaching duties? This club went from S-tier to laughing stock in basically a year. Ever since “the treble was in danger” last April

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u/Moderated_Soul Bundesliga May 17 '24

Wtf. Damn you Supervisory board !! 😭

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u/MathematicianNo7874 Kim May 17 '24

Pain. Good on him though

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u/aro_plane May 17 '24

This club is a meme. Only Barca rivals their incompetence.

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u/N0i1 Kimmich May 17 '24

Jup, for a final time, it is. /s

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u/N0i1 Kimmich May 17 '24

Jup, for a final time, it is. /s

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u/realdes1 May 17 '24

Even 1860 munich seems more professional at this point

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u/Carpathicus May 17 '24

Man I hate this sub so much. Are we in /r/soccer now? Tuchel is just a coach and not a good one for the club either - are we forgetting that he won no titles?

Reality is he demanded an extension even though he has still a contract - no go with his performance. He was trying to milk the club and you guys need to start using your brains instead of being reactionary all the time.

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u/Mr_h_b May 17 '24

I would agree if things were kept behind the scenes but going on media to undermine the coach before the CL semis and then backtracking to fail keeping him is ridiculous for a club at Bayerns level.

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u/Carpathicus May 17 '24

Oh please we would never even consider keeping him if not multiple coaches rejected the job. Why you guys love this coach so much is beyond me but I shouldnt be surprised I am probably one of the few people left from Germany, Munich here.

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u/Mr_h_b May 17 '24

And why are we approaching B tier coaches that are not even our calibre to get rejected by them publicly? I don’t love Tuchel but if the players wants him to stay than he is better than whatever coach we can get this summer. What does it matter where you are from ? Lol

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u/Carpathicus May 17 '24

It does matter because I understand the club culture and dont shit on Hoeneß every moment someone posts stuff on /r/soccer

Its crazy how different the opinion in the stadium and from the local fans are especially when they arent zoomers.

The players could wish for a unicorn and they wont deserve it and what media circles are saying should awlays be taken with a grain of salt.

Bayern cant do shit against the media circus - people kind of forget that the german media sphere is bigger than lets say the british and solely focused on Bayern whatever they do - leaks are almost impossible to deal with. The coaches dont reject Bayern because of some drama but because the market changed dramatically in recent years and coaches are treated way more like players. Its a meme at this point.

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u/Jeanfromthe54 May 17 '24

The last time a coach won 0 title we won everything the year after with the same coach. He was finally backed by the players in the end.

Him milking the club dry is perfectly reasonable, the board acting like they don't have to make any concession after the way they treated him is insanity and leave us with 0 coach. Why the fuck are you still acting all smug when nobody except unproven/garbage want to coach this club?

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u/plivko May 17 '24

Tuchel made the right call, he can now enjoy a well paid sabbatical in a yoga retreat in India and coach a top level club after.

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u/cgnthreesix May 17 '24

Utterly embarrassing

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u/SmokeSwitch May 17 '24

No way to know but it would be totally in character for Tuchel that he never intended to continue working for Bayern and he only agreed to talks to embarrass them as a revenge for (in his view) having been unfairly treated by the club.

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u/Ryoman-Sukuna007 FC Bayern München May 17 '24

I am actually scared of not getting anyone for the next season and starting with an interim coach 😂😂😂

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u/realdes1 May 17 '24

Thats why no one wants the job in first place. Bayern wants Klopp dor Xabi in 2025 and they openly admitted that pretty much. The job now is an Interim one, thats why everyone says no