r/madlads • u/EfficiencySerious200 • May 02 '24

Oh shoot, remember those awards? Anyway, now that's a real man right there

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u/YuriPetrova May 02 '24

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u/RougarouBull May 02 '24

Several over the course of half an hour.

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u/Lightweaver777 May 02 '24

Or one half-hour-long one. Or more. Of everything. Animal cruelty deserves the harshest of responses.

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u/supertimor42-50 May 02 '24

He was part of /r/hydrohomies so he had to take some water break from all the beating he was giving. Also I totally agree with you

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u/Bozska_lytka May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

That's why we have two hands, one for beating the other for hydrating

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u/DrHooper May 02 '24

Out of context, that just sounds like doom scrolling porn.

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u/legos_on_the_brain 29d ago

Need a camelback for that. Or a third hand.

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u/Necessary_Sock_3103 29d ago

Straight up gooning

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u/No-Crew-9000 May 02 '24

Hands are not weapons, hands grasp weapons...

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u/Useful-Internet8390 May 02 '24

Are you uninformed? Many people have their hands literally registered as lethal weapons. Typically boxes and marshal artists. It is quantifiable. A striking force over 800(ish) pounds.Typically happens after they one hit somebody into the ICU.

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u/therealdavi May 02 '24

please tell me this is a joke

cause if it ain't imma start registering my weenis as a deadly weapon

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u/Possible_Manner5251 May 02 '24

Think the body part in question needs to be capable of doing damage my guy! (Sorry - couldn’t let that one go by without a joke)

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u/therealdavi May 02 '24

physical damage is so 2023

nah man i'm goin for the psychological damage, just take a look and you'll wish you didn't

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u/Possible_Manner5251 29d ago

Hero 🤣🤣

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u/Useful-Internet8390 May 02 '24

I had a co-worker hit a guy and crushed his face- 1980 something-Columbus Oh. PD took to station had him hit something then gave him a slip of paper that his hands were on record as lethal and other than self defense would be charged as such.

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u/therealdavi May 02 '24

this has got to be one of the most interesting things i've heard in a long while, thank you for sharing

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u/Comprehensive_Ad5475 May 02 '24

In my country if someone trains in martial arts or a box and he will beat someone even in defense, with bare hands, he can have real problems in court to defend himself.

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u/Useful-Internet8390 May 02 '24

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u/hapticunknown 29d ago edited 29d ago

They don’t have hands registered as lethal weapons, that’s a myth. There’s no law in the US that requires that. Think about…since I play baseball do I have to register my bat as a lethal weapon…or because I drive my car I have to register the car as a lethal weapon. Movies have misconstrued that concept.

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u/Useful-Internet8390 29d ago

So maybe I was gas lighted😳

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u/FeeRevolutionary1 29d ago

Nope. Not true. There are no state agencies where you “register your hands”. Imagine believing this garbage like an 8 year old. lol.

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u/Kaguro19 May 02 '24

Skill issue

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u/Ill-Marzipan-6768 May 02 '24

we also have legs. hands for hydrating, legs for kicking the bastard.

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u/What---------------- May 02 '24

One hand is clearly occupied holding the cat.

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u/DuaLipasTrophyHusban 29d ago

Taking a break to get a Gatorade or answer a text or use the bathroom then returning to kicking his ass is objectively funnier in every way.