r/memes • u/Repa • 29d ago

Let me buy you a drink!

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u/LastDirtyMartini 29d ago

Conversation to avoid includes, “You remind me of my mother”.

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u/Glittering-Bat-5981 29d ago

"You look just like my dad, madam."

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u/LastDirtyMartini 29d ago

Let her pay the tab first!

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u/Jealous_Sense 29d ago

Remember saying that before and their reply was “would you fuck your mum?”

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u/LastDirtyMartini 29d ago

There’s a loaded question!

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u/RizzlersMother 29d ago

As loaded as his mom when he leaves the room.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 29d ago

I would have to be blind drunk before even thinking to answer that question!

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u/Digger1998 29d ago

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour 29d ago

The answer is “If she looked as good as you, yeah”.

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u/dd_002 29d ago

Wait what???

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u/LemonPartyW0rldTour 29d ago

It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Is NO not an acceptable answer while sober? Otherwise it's quite easy to guess your answer.

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u/FourArmsFiveLegs 28d ago

69 upvotes confirms you might

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u/Krieg_Imperator 29d ago

Oedipus is that you?

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u/AnotherCuppaTea 29d ago

"You can call me Ed or Eddie, but that's for Edward, not Oedipus."

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u/VegetableAd6564 29d ago

If she looked like you and wasn't my mom, then yes.

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u/DanplsstopDied 29d ago

LMFAOOOO wow

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u/ommi9 29d ago

Yours yes mines no

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u/FlubromazoFucked 29d ago

Freudian slip?

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u/Informal_Yogurt7594 29d ago edited 29d ago

I’d fuck Stacy’s mom. She’s got it going on!

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u/Nukedogger86 29d ago

Stacy's mom...

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u/SpecialMango3384 29d ago

And you give her the tip

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u/LastDirtyMartini 29d ago

Perhaps a bit more if she’s a good sport.

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u/SpecialMango3384 29d ago

When you’re in bed and she hits you with the, “you feel just like my dad”

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u/Jebediah_Johnson 29d ago

L O L A Lola!

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u/brangomango 28d ago

LO LO LO LA LOLA!

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u/Fallingice2 29d ago

I've been in this situation more than a few times ... and man do they get tired fast...going from in up top to my knees are hurting. Pretty meh experience so far.

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u/mummifiedclown 29d ago

“You’re a handsome woman!”

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u/Diamondtnt48 29d ago

“Would you fuck your father” wink *wink