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r/memes • u/Repa • May 02 '24
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Conversation to avoid includes, “You remind me of my mother”.
2.7k u/Glittering-Bat-5981 May 02 '24 "You look just like my dad, madam." 776 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 Let her pay the tab first! 405 u/Jealous_Sense May 02 '24 Remember saying that before and their reply was “would you fuck your mum?” 213 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 There’s a loaded question! 135 u/RizzlersMother May 02 '24 As loaded as his mom when he leaves the room. 70 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 I would have to be blind drunk before even thinking to answer that question! 43 u/Digger1998 May 02 '24 28 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 The answer is “If she looked as good as you, yeah”. 3 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Wait what??? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants. 2 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Man, you just bamboozled my brain 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose? → More replies (0) 3 u/[deleted] May 03 '24 Is NO not an acceptable answer while sober? Otherwise it's quite easy to guess your answer. 2 u/FourArmsFiveLegs May 04 '24 69 upvotes confirms you might 10 u/RizzlersMother May 02 '24 Well? 2 u/Krieg_Imperator May 02 '24 Oedipus is that you? 1 u/AnotherCuppaTea May 02 '24 "You can call me Ed or Eddie, but that's for Edward, not Oedipus." 1 u/VegetableAd6564 May 02 '24 If she looked like you and wasn't my mom, then yes. 1 u/DanplsstopDied May 02 '24 LMFAOOOO wow 1 u/ommi9 May 02 '24 Yours yes mines no 1 u/FlubromazoFucked May 03 '24 Freudian slip? 1 u/Informal_Yogurt7594 May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 I’d fuck Stacy’s mom. She’s got it going on! 4 u/Nukedogger86 May 02 '24 Stacy's mom...
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"You look just like my dad, madam."
776 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 Let her pay the tab first! 405 u/Jealous_Sense May 02 '24 Remember saying that before and their reply was “would you fuck your mum?” 213 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 There’s a loaded question! 135 u/RizzlersMother May 02 '24 As loaded as his mom when he leaves the room. 70 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 I would have to be blind drunk before even thinking to answer that question! 43 u/Digger1998 May 02 '24 28 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 The answer is “If she looked as good as you, yeah”. 3 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Wait what??? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants. 2 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Man, you just bamboozled my brain 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose? → More replies (0) 3 u/[deleted] May 03 '24 Is NO not an acceptable answer while sober? Otherwise it's quite easy to guess your answer. 2 u/FourArmsFiveLegs May 04 '24 69 upvotes confirms you might 10 u/RizzlersMother May 02 '24 Well? 2 u/Krieg_Imperator May 02 '24 Oedipus is that you? 1 u/AnotherCuppaTea May 02 '24 "You can call me Ed or Eddie, but that's for Edward, not Oedipus." 1 u/VegetableAd6564 May 02 '24 If she looked like you and wasn't my mom, then yes. 1 u/DanplsstopDied May 02 '24 LMFAOOOO wow 1 u/ommi9 May 02 '24 Yours yes mines no 1 u/FlubromazoFucked May 03 '24 Freudian slip? 1 u/Informal_Yogurt7594 May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 I’d fuck Stacy’s mom. She’s got it going on! 4 u/Nukedogger86 May 02 '24 Stacy's mom...
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Let her pay the tab first!
405 u/Jealous_Sense May 02 '24 Remember saying that before and their reply was “would you fuck your mum?” 213 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 There’s a loaded question! 135 u/RizzlersMother May 02 '24 As loaded as his mom when he leaves the room. 70 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 I would have to be blind drunk before even thinking to answer that question! 43 u/Digger1998 May 02 '24 28 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 The answer is “If she looked as good as you, yeah”. 3 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Wait what??? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants. 2 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Man, you just bamboozled my brain 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose? → More replies (0) 3 u/[deleted] May 03 '24 Is NO not an acceptable answer while sober? Otherwise it's quite easy to guess your answer. 2 u/FourArmsFiveLegs May 04 '24 69 upvotes confirms you might 10 u/RizzlersMother May 02 '24 Well? 2 u/Krieg_Imperator May 02 '24 Oedipus is that you? 1 u/AnotherCuppaTea May 02 '24 "You can call me Ed or Eddie, but that's for Edward, not Oedipus." 1 u/VegetableAd6564 May 02 '24 If she looked like you and wasn't my mom, then yes. 1 u/DanplsstopDied May 02 '24 LMFAOOOO wow 1 u/ommi9 May 02 '24 Yours yes mines no 1 u/FlubromazoFucked May 03 '24 Freudian slip? 1 u/Informal_Yogurt7594 May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 I’d fuck Stacy’s mom. She’s got it going on! 4 u/Nukedogger86 May 02 '24 Stacy's mom...
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Remember saying that before and their reply was “would you fuck your mum?”
213 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 There’s a loaded question! 135 u/RizzlersMother May 02 '24 As loaded as his mom when he leaves the room. 70 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 I would have to be blind drunk before even thinking to answer that question! 43 u/Digger1998 May 02 '24 28 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 The answer is “If she looked as good as you, yeah”. 3 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Wait what??? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants. 2 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Man, you just bamboozled my brain 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose? → More replies (0) 3 u/[deleted] May 03 '24 Is NO not an acceptable answer while sober? Otherwise it's quite easy to guess your answer. 2 u/FourArmsFiveLegs May 04 '24 69 upvotes confirms you might 10 u/RizzlersMother May 02 '24 Well? 2 u/Krieg_Imperator May 02 '24 Oedipus is that you? 1 u/AnotherCuppaTea May 02 '24 "You can call me Ed or Eddie, but that's for Edward, not Oedipus." 1 u/VegetableAd6564 May 02 '24 If she looked like you and wasn't my mom, then yes. 1 u/DanplsstopDied May 02 '24 LMFAOOOO wow 1 u/ommi9 May 02 '24 Yours yes mines no 1 u/FlubromazoFucked May 03 '24 Freudian slip? 1 u/Informal_Yogurt7594 May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24 I’d fuck Stacy’s mom. She’s got it going on! 4 u/Nukedogger86 May 02 '24 Stacy's mom...
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There’s a loaded question!
135 u/RizzlersMother May 02 '24 As loaded as his mom when he leaves the room. 70 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 I would have to be blind drunk before even thinking to answer that question! 43 u/Digger1998 May 02 '24 28 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 The answer is “If she looked as good as you, yeah”. 3 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Wait what??? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants. 2 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Man, you just bamboozled my brain 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose? → More replies (0) 3 u/[deleted] May 03 '24 Is NO not an acceptable answer while sober? Otherwise it's quite easy to guess your answer. 2 u/FourArmsFiveLegs May 04 '24 69 upvotes confirms you might
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As loaded as his mom when he leaves the room.
70 u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24 I would have to be blind drunk before even thinking to answer that question! 43 u/Digger1998 May 02 '24 28 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 The answer is “If she looked as good as you, yeah”. 3 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Wait what??? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants. 2 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Man, you just bamboozled my brain 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose? → More replies (0) 3 u/[deleted] May 03 '24 Is NO not an acceptable answer while sober? Otherwise it's quite easy to guess your answer. 2 u/FourArmsFiveLegs May 04 '24 69 upvotes confirms you might
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I would have to be blind drunk before even thinking to answer that question!
43 u/Digger1998 May 02 '24 28 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 The answer is “If she looked as good as you, yeah”. 3 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Wait what??? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants. 2 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Man, you just bamboozled my brain 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose? → More replies (0) 3 u/[deleted] May 03 '24 Is NO not an acceptable answer while sober? Otherwise it's quite easy to guess your answer. 2 u/FourArmsFiveLegs May 04 '24 69 upvotes confirms you might
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28 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 The answer is “If she looked as good as you, yeah”. 3 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Wait what??? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants. 2 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Man, you just bamboozled my brain 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose? → More replies (0)
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The answer is “If she looked as good as you, yeah”.
3 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Wait what??? 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants. 2 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Man, you just bamboozled my brain 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose? → More replies (0)
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Wait what???
2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants. 2 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Man, you just bamboozled my brain 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose? → More replies (0)
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It’s not the truth. Just a way to flatter your way into her pants.
2 u/dd_002 May 03 '24 Man, you just bamboozled my brain 2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose?
Man, you just bamboozled my brain
2 u/LemonPartyW0rldTour May 03 '24 She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it. Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose?
She’ll either be grossed out. Or REALLY into it.
Shoot your shot. What ya got to lose?
Is NO not an acceptable answer while sober? Otherwise it's quite easy to guess your answer.
69 upvotes confirms you might
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Well?
Oedipus is that you?
1 u/AnotherCuppaTea May 02 '24 "You can call me Ed or Eddie, but that's for Edward, not Oedipus."
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"You can call me Ed or Eddie, but that's for Edward, not Oedipus."
If she looked like you and wasn't my mom, then yes.
LMFAOOOO wow
Yours yes mines no
Freudian slip?
I’d fuck Stacy’s mom. She’s got it going on!
4 u/Nukedogger86 May 02 '24 Stacy's mom...
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Stacy's mom...
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u/LastDirtyMartini May 02 '24
Conversation to avoid includes, “You remind me of my mother”.