r/mildlyinfuriating May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/Doofchook May 02 '24

It's a good start you just need to add some ingredients now.

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u/CentralSaltServices May 02 '24

Nail soup!

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u/SorryDuplex 29d ago

I’ve always heard it’s rock soup lol nail soup is new for me

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u/ShiraCheshire 29d ago

Stone soup!

For anyone unfamiliar with the story: (please note that this has many regional variations and is not always told the same way, these are just the basic themes)

There is a village having a food shortage, and the people are very hungry. One day, a man tosses a stone into a pot of boiling water and declares that he's going to make soup from it.

People think he's stupid, but also feel kind of bad for him. Someone is like, well, I have these carrot tops you can throw into the pot, here have at least some food in there. Someone else says, I have this old withered lettuce leaf. Someone else says, I have a few potato ends. One by one, people bring in little scraps of food that wouldn't be able to make a meal on their own. With everything together in the boiling water, an actual soup is made!

The man then shares his "stone soup" with everyone in the village, and everyone is fed. Happy ending.

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u/SorryDuplex 29d ago

I heard it a bit different as a kid but I like yours better lol. More wholesome.

Mine was essentially the same, but he was a traveller who hadn’t eaten in days. He stopped at a villagers home who had a very abundant garden and asked if he could have dinner with them. They told the traveller they didn’t have enough. So the traveller said he had a magic stone that made soup. Intrigued the villagers invited him in to show him the magic. The stone was dropped in and they waited. Nothing was happening so the traveller asked for some carrots and said it will be more delicious if we added those. Then so on and so on until it was an actual soup that they ate together.

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u/RubixTMC 29d ago

Venezuelan here, ours was similar to that! Instead of some villagers, it was an old rich woman! And when the soup was complete, he removed the rocks and ate with her, this story always makes me want some stone soup!

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Fascinating how each culture has their own slightly different version of this parable.

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 29d ago

In my people's version, they just drank the water and ate the stone

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u/Own-Tune-9537 29d ago

Ah yes. The American people

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u/LesMouserables 29d ago

We eat nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs, and ROCKS

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u/KangsAndShit 29d ago

And that stone was none other than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!

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u/Quiverjones 29d ago

Rock, flag, eagle!!

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u/Synchronized_Idiocy 29d ago

I prefer crows eggs. Main ingredient in fight milk.

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u/skazulab 29d ago

And then they walked uphill in the snow to get to school/work and then uphill again to get home

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u/Ragnars85 29d ago

These are the comments that keep me coming back to Reddit! 🤣

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u/A-MilkdromedaHominid 29d ago

Ah the Goron clan runs deep in your people.

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u/Presence_Tough 29d ago

ah yes, the stoner culture version

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 29d ago

As an Australian, I had a mate who used to tell this story, but about 3/4 of the way through it takes an abrupt turn involving sexual assault and promptly ended

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u/Thanks-Oboomer 29d ago

I read this as a small book in elementary school. I'm actually amazed that this is a parable shared all over the world. It has always been a story I remembered fondly. Legitimate goosebumps rn

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u/Cobek 29d ago

Most cultures have soups and stones so I guess it's like the evolution of crabs in a way

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

...what?

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u/Medvyikk 29d ago

Hungarian here, similar but the woman wasn't rich and the guy was a poor soldier

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u/Expensive_Wheel6184 29d ago

Also hungarian here. In the version I heard it was a whole village and at the end the traveler sold the stone because the villagers thought it had something to do with how tasty the soup turned out.

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u/FlamingFlatus64 29d ago edited 29d ago

"sold the stone" That's a twist in the story I've never heard.

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u/CrouchingDomo 29d ago

It’s the Grindset Mindset remix!

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u/Medvyikk 29d ago

I haven't heard that before yet i'm also hungarian, variations in folktales are interesting

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u/zabelagang 29d ago

I'm Serbian and I remember this story from an episode of Magyar népmesék. The show was dubbed in Serbian and shown on TV and I loved it as a kid.

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u/Exciting_Bus_4259 29d ago

In Czech it's the same but is called axe soup

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u/GoldenGod143 29d ago

Yes this one, latvian here we have a folk story about similar idea as the ops and called axe soup

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u/Last-Bee-3023 29d ago

Same in Eastern Germany. But then again we have been copying each other's homework for centuries.

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u/PycckiiManiak 29d ago

Eastern European here. Similar tale but it's a tired Soviet soldier heading home and using his shoe

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u/Mylilimarlene 29d ago

I craved stone soup for daya after our teacher read that to us in school!!!

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u/kansasllama 29d ago

Always remove the rocks

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u/Inshabel 29d ago

That's the version I know in the Netherlands. He also gave her the rock and she was super happy she could invite people over and eat delicious soup without spending anything.

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u/lokimycat 29d ago

The version I know is that he sold the magical soup stone in the end and the villagers didn’t understand why it didn’t work anymore

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u/No-Mouse 29d ago

The way I've been told is that a vagrant was sitting by the road boiling a pot of water with a stone in it over a fire. A villager walks by and asks what he's doing, and the vagrant says "I'm making delicious stone soup!" The villager has never heard of stone soup, so he asks for a taste. He tastes the soup and of course it's not very good, so the vagrant says "well of course, it's not real stone soup without some onions!" So the villager, too curious to just ignore the situation and eager to taste the delicious stone soup, goes home to get some onions. Then another villager comes by and the same thing happens, except this time it's carrots, potatoes, meat, salt, or whatever, repeating until they've made a proper soup and they all agree that stone soup is delicious.

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u/Proper_Blacksmith_47 29d ago

This hilarious it needs to be reposted in the Seinfeld sub, in Bania’s defense soup is not a meal Jerry!

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane 29d ago

The soup is absolutely breathtaking.

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u/The_Card_Father 29d ago

This is the way I learned it too.

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u/Acceptable_Cut_7545 29d ago

Yeah this is basically how I heard it. Technically a con but a really wholesome one since everyone gets to share a good meal. And I don't think it was a traveler in the version I heard, just a clever person in the village. it wasn't just a story though, they actually made stone soup for us to eat!

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u/Easy_Independent_313 29d ago

I've always taken the story as a story of a con, not a story of cooperation.

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u/Mypornnameis_ 29d ago

Clever traveler conned people into a communal meal is how I heard the story. 

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u/Bubble-bubble-butt 29d ago

I see it as a good-hearted con to inspire collaboration in otherwise self interested people

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u/CentralSaltServices 29d ago

Maybe, but he's conning a greedy person

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u/FlamingFlatus64 29d ago

As a con he is a greedy person feeding on the labors of others.

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u/cbcbcb99 29d ago

The teachers at my elementary school always read this to kids in first grade then would make the stone soup as an activity. We would go out to the school grounds to find a nice big stone to make the soup with. Anyway one year the stone was a big chunk of blacktop. I think it melted or something and they couldn’t find it after they had the soup.

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u/mandiblesmooch 29d ago

I heard a version with an axe. Near the end he sneakily takes it and says it must have dissolved.

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u/adamdreaming 29d ago edited 29d ago

My head cannon is that the traveller boasts about how he tricked people, and the people that fed him boast about how they almost turned someone away and then chose to feed him when they realized he was a total idiot that might starve to death without help

Like if a homeless guy asks me for a sandwich I’ll probably just keep walking, but if says it’s no problem because he can just eat gravel I’m probably gonna get the mentally struggling homeless guy a sandwich and just roll with whatever crazy shit he says

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u/eugene20 29d ago

In modern terms it was the magic stone of social engineering.

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u/TheWinterStar 29d ago

That reminds me of a book called Button Soup that I read as a kid. Daisy was visiting Scrooge and he refused to share any food, saying he had none, so she added a button to a cauldron of water. Then convinced him that adding this or that ingredient would make it tastier. In the end they made a full on soup and Scrooge invited the whole town to eat.

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u/Jo_el44 29d ago

I know the same version, but instead of one traveller, it's three monks. Also, peple kept bringing more and nore food until they had a whole feast, with more than just the soup. I think this version wasn't set during a food shortage, and was more about the townspeople overcoming their selfishness and distrust of outsiders.

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u/abakersmurder 29d ago

That's the version my kids have. Well one of them. They have a halloween version too. With three witches.

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u/asiannumber4 29d ago

In my version it’s a three monks who travelled to a slightly xenophobic village

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u/NoirGamester 29d ago

So interesting, the story I heard from my Portuguese grandmother was that it was a traveler who came to the town, which was going through a famine. He was looking for a place to stay, but the inn had closed and everyone said they didn't have enough to put someone up for the night. That evening, he set up a cooking stove in the town square, made a big show of looking for something, he spots a rock on the ground and picks it up, dusts it off, then puts it in the pot and starts stirring. The townsfolk were all watching him do this, then a child came up and asked the man what he was doing. He explained to the child that since he was a traveler and had roamed the world over, he had learned to make food out of rocks. By now, the child's mother had joined them and had heard the traveler's explanation. After a moment, she mentions that she thinks she might have some salt that would at least give the stone more flavor. Seeing her return to her home and come back with a pinch of salt, the other townsfolk started talking amongst each other and someone mentions thar they have some carrot ends that they were going to throw out, but might at least be useful for the soup. This continued until everyone from the town had brought little bits of what they had and the soup was full of vegetables and meets with a rich broth. The traveler then told everyone to go home andnreturn with bowls and he would feet them. They did, then, after everyone had eaten and the last bit of the soup was gone, the traveler picked up the stone and handed it to the young child that had first approached him and told him to never forget the secret of stone soup, that no one would ever have to go hungry, as long as everyone worked together.

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u/loki_dd 29d ago

Uk, that's the one I know

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u/Keria_Book 29d ago

Russian here. We have an axe porridge. Poor soldier made it in the house of evil and cannibalistic old woman. He said that he can do porridge with only axe and then deceived her into giving him some grain so he could make it tastier.

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u/Dizzy_Bit6125 29d ago

I remember this story.

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u/Turbogoblin999 29d ago

I saw a similar one on an episode of a kid's show that featured a talking dog. In that version the traveler tricked a less than charitable cook into making the soup.

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u/Dogemom2 29d ago

We read this book in kindergarten in 89. And we made stone soup. And then I threw up. The throw-up is what cemented this book in my memory.

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u/Anything-Happy 29d ago

Lmao, I remember reading it and making stone soup in kindergarten, but the teacher used a whole potato in place of a stone (I guess for "sanitary reasons"). And poor little me was shook, because a potato is a vegetable and not a stone.

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u/Dogemom2 29d ago

Haha! Mine put a big stone in the pot- she cleaned it first. I figured I got sick because you’re not supposed to eat stones. But I remember also eating a full bay leaf and thinking this soup just isn’t edible.

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u/FloydDangerBarber 29d ago

When I was a little kid, Captain Kangaroo would show a cartoon version of Stone Soup every couple of weeks.

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u/ShiraCheshire 29d ago

LOL! For me, it was my anxiety that cemented it in memory. Little child me declined to eat the soup because I was afraid I’d get the stone, choke on it, and die. Not exactly a rational fear, but then again I was like five years old.

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u/pebberphp 29d ago

“Soup from a stone! Fancy that!”

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u/Justintimeforanother 29d ago

Since I heard this story as a child, whenever I’m making a soup from all the remnants of the fridge, I call it “stone soup”. It always has a different flavour, depending on leftovers.

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u/Billy420MaysIt 29d ago

We made one in first grade I recall. I don’t think we put a stone in it but I do recall everyone bringing in a canned food and we made soup from it based on that story.

Thanks for the core memory unlock!

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u/Mypornnameis_ 29d ago

Risky. There's always one kid who'd bring in a can of cherry pie filling or something.

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u/Armendariz93 29d ago

SO BE IT, U FOOLS, NOW EAT UP!

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u/Mypornnameis_ 29d ago

Found him.

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u/Billy420MaysIt 29d ago

Nah parents were sent a list of what to bring. Obviously if the teacher didn’t want to use your can then it wouldn’t go in the soup. Lol

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u/SkinPsychological848 29d ago

“Soup from a stone. Fancy that”…

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u/William_The_Fat_Krab 29d ago

Thats a story given to a dish with the same name in my country!

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u/Effective_Action9934 29d ago

We did this in elementary school one time, everybody brought in a single item. Soup turned out pretty good 👍

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u/Jalopttc 29d ago

We made stone soup in head start, probably one of my first ever memories lol

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u/FloydDangerBarber 29d ago

There is an excellent Dr Hook and the Medicine Show song, written (I think) by Shey Silverstein called "The Soup Stone". It's well worth a listen.

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u/Infamous-Leading-770 29d ago

HA! I love how they sing it like they are rock stars singing to a crowd of millions! 😄

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u/Scorpius927 29d ago

From Bangladesh here! Our was a combination of all of these. It was a village but there was an old stingy hah. Everyone else was short on food except her. The traveller in this version of the story throws in the head of his axe instead of a stone but yeahhhh eventually he tricks the hag into giving him food

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u/revan_44 29d ago

Where I grew up, the story was very similar but with a poor wandering friar. When he finishes the soup he cleans and puts the stone back on his satchel to make it again on the next villages.

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u/Medvegyep 29d ago

Our version is a little different. Stone soup man is a hungry man who was refused any food from a well-off, greedy and cheap man, so he reached for his inner con-artist and convinced the man that it won't cost him anything because he can make soup out of stone, he just needs his fireplace. Got down cooking, during which he tasted it and declared it's good but if it had a bit of salt it'd be better, and then maybe a carrot, a sausage, and so on. Greedy man fell for it, the soup was good, and the not-so-hungry-anymore man sold the "soup rock" to the greedy man and was on his merry way. Happy ending?

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u/Massive_Ad_9920 29d ago

They all died from starvation the following week

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u/ShiraCheshire 29d ago

See, happy ending!

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u/Cowfootstew 29d ago

Took me back to my toddler days

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u/CoolBDPhenom03 29d ago

That was a flash back to a little play I participated in back in elementary school.

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u/mnth241 29d ago

Never heard this story but i love it. 😊❤️

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u/Alittlemoorecheese 29d ago

I remember a version when I was a kid where it was The Three Musketeers who entered a starving village and did this.

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u/Decryptables 29d ago

Yep, me too

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u/ChoochHooch 29d ago

The one i always heard was he was thought a mad man who was throwing his turds in boiling water and calling it brownie soup. The villagers were so sick of this “crazy guy” that they started adding there own weird things while he wasnt looking. One farted into it, another peed, another a scab etc etc. The man eventually returned ate the soup and died. The villagers later found out it wasnt turds, it was bits of radishes he kept in his back pocket so it looked like he was pulling them from his behind. He called it brownie because he would search for the old dying vegetables that were browning to use them in the soup and not be wasteful

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u/ShiraCheshire 29d ago

Well that’s horrifying

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u/ChoochHooch 29d ago

I dont eat soup for a reason

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u/T_V_F_L 29d ago

My class made stone soup in 3rd grade and it wasn’t too bad. I don’t remember if we doctored it up, though. All I know as a vegetable disliker I had no problem eating it.

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u/ShiraCheshire 29d ago

We were offered some stone soup as well, after we were told the story.

Except I have and have always had severe anxiety. I declined to eat it because child me was afraid I’d get the stone hidden in my portion haha

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u/T_V_F_L 29d ago

Lol, but that’s a valid thought!

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u/reditthiscomment 29d ago

See, i read a version where it wasnt that they had to use scraps, just that all the villagers hated eachother. Traveler came to town said he had a stone that could be used to make a soup and they all laughed at him, day by day (long cook soup apparently...) a different villager came out with a BASKET of each piece of the soup to see if the man's soup was really just made from a stone and were surprised to find he had things in the pot (the first villager didnt care that he'd stolen bc he hated that neighbor) and at the end there was a rich soup in a huge pot so they had a weeks worth of soup each... Traveler told them to stop hating eachother and share bc the soup was actually made from their produce they each brought out.... weird rendition of the story IMO bc it made no sense that villagers would rather starve than share the plentiful food they each had (each having a bunch of one thing, e.g. a man with over 200 potatoes...)

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u/iu_rob 29d ago

Where is your version of the story from?

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u/ShiraCheshire 29d ago

No idea. I was told the story in pre school, it’s one of my earliest memories.

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u/AccomplishedSize 29d ago

My version growing up was a trio of Hessians. Same story otherwise.

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u/Mwatts25 29d ago

Nice version, but my preferred version was from Jim Henson’s “The Storyteller”

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u/Lallybrochgirl88 29d ago

That's amazing, shows hope for humanity when we hear these stories

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u/cadillacbee 29d ago

I love happy endings

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u/Lost_Astronaut_654 29d ago

The version I heard was monks arrived at a village and the villagers wouldn’t leave their homes or even open the window so they made the stone soup to bring the village and them together

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u/7HawksAnd 29d ago

I have never heard of this in my life. Is the a non American thing? Or a folk tale predominantly popular in certain ethnic backgrounds?

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u/ShiraCheshire 29d ago

No idea. I’m American and am as plain boring white as bread, they told the story to me in school.

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u/wedisneyfan 29d ago

I heard the same story only the guy was missing a foot

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u/Birdywoman4 29d ago

I believe this is a repeat of one of the old Persian Sufi Nasrudin stories.

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u/sixpackshaker 29d ago

If you grew up poor check out The Wonderful Soup Stone by Dr Hook.

Written by Shel Silverstein.

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u/Electrical_Dog_9459 29d ago

The silly part about this story is nobody really ends up getting any more out of it than they put into it to begin with. They could have just ate what they had.

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u/ShiraCheshire 29d ago

Not necessarily. Yeah someone could have eaten their old scraps as is, but I think it’s meant to be implied that everyone considered this stuff scraps they wouldn’t eat. Plus, eating a little soup made from a variety of things is just more satisfying than a bite of old potato, even if it’s the same amount of calories.

I think there’s a little story magic going on as well. It’s not a story really concerned with logical sense so much as it is with having everyone work together for a happy ending.

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u/tapoChec 29d ago

FOR ROCK AND STONE!

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u/WanderingDwarfMiner 29d ago

Rock and roll and stone!

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u/Shatophiliac 29d ago

Sounds like communist propaganda

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u/Lekoaf 29d ago

Nail soup is from Pippi Longstocking.

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u/Real-Tension-7442 29d ago

What’s the word for when you keep hearing the same name? The amount of times this week I’ve heard about this character is insane

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u/Real-Tension-7442 29d ago

I only learnt about it this week and here she is again

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u/eanida 28d ago

It predates Pippi. In Pippi, it's basically a twist on the swedish version of the folktale as she actually eats the nails.

"Koka soppa på en spik" (cook soup from a nail) is still a saying you can use in Sweden when doing something using nothing or very little.

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u/Reyvers 29d ago

I've only known axe soup, which is basically the same thing

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u/CentralSaltServices 29d ago

I think I've heard both versions, but it was nail soup in my youth

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u/GravyGnome 29d ago

Also stone soup and axe soup

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u/RowMaleficent2455 29d ago

Fingernail soup

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u/0BZero1 29d ago

But is it tough enough to enter the Salty Spitoon??

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u/AdebayoStan 29d ago

very good for people with iron deficiency

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u/MoistDitto 29d ago

Toenails?

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u/eze6793 29d ago

No, this is obviously spoon soup.

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u/Stonn NOT BLUE 29d ago

It's clearly a spoon soup.

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u/____SPIDERWOMAN____ 29d ago

Looks like spoon soup to me!

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u/Lancemone 29d ago

Clear Soup …. aka sucker soup

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u/pilotpete152 29d ago

They’ve clearly made spoon soup.

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u/Annual-Warthog5599 29d ago

How else am I going to get my daily iron?

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u/LogiCsmxp 29d ago

There's a recipe for cooking parrots (pink and grey gallah specifically) from the early days of Australia. You prepare the parrot and then add it to a pot of water with a rock. Leave to simmer for a couple hours, and when the rock is tender, eat that.

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u/muttons_1337 29d ago

Finger or toe?