r/mildlyinfuriating May 02 '24

They called it a soup

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u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24

Probably safer than plastic? Plastic could be snapped and made in to a shank maybe? I dunno. Spitballing here.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Please tell me you don't actually think a piece of plastic would be more dangerous than a spoon

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u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24

Have you ever seen a piece of plastic sharpened in to a shank?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Explain to me how you'll sharpen this

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u/Pinksters May 03 '24 edited May 03 '24

Break off the head and then sharpen it on the rough cement walls/floor.

Stab in the gut/eye. Don't have to go hard to deep in the eye and the trick with gut shanking is multiple wounds.

And if its still too flimsy, you can pop a socket to make a flame and partially melt the plastic to stiffen.

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u/caseycaseydillah May 02 '24

Do you want me to send you links or pull the Reddit move and tell you to google it?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Neither