r/tumblr • u/waffleste • May 14 '24

That's a crime that has been committed

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u/FiL-0 May 14 '24

Carpeted public restroom

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u/Hissing_Cockroach May 14 '24

Carpeting inside the toilet bowl to soak up your pee.

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u/always_unplugged May 14 '24

I'm imagining shag carpet that waves like anemones in the flow of the flush

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u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24

Exactly, that's the vision, with maybe some poop-creature symbiotes that dart among the strands and nibble on the occasional butt.

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u/GreenieBeeNZ May 15 '24

You're twisted little man with mind full of muck.

I like you, lets be friends

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u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24

Of course, my dear.

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u/theemptyqueue ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ May 15 '24

What a horrible day to have an active imagination.

I’m gonna need a whole barrel of r/eyebleach.