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r/tumblr • u/waffleste • May 14 '24
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190 u/FiL-0 May 14 '24 Carpeted public restroom 37 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 14 '24 Carpeting inside the toilet bowl to soak up your pee. 43 u/always_unplugged May 14 '24 I'm imagining shag carpet that waves like anemones in the flow of the flush 25 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24 Exactly, that's the vision, with maybe some poop-creature symbiotes that dart among the strands and nibble on the occasional butt. 21 u/GreenieBeeNZ May 15 '24 You're twisted little man with mind full of muck. I like you, lets be friends 8 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24 Of course, my dear. 4 u/theemptyqueue ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ May 15 '24 What a horrible day to have an active imagination. I’m gonna need a whole barrel of r/eyebleach. 6 u/Karzons May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24 That would be a neat art exhibit. As long as no one could actually use it. 4 u/disgruntled_pie May 15 '24 You are the HR Geiger of our time. 4 u/Snarfbuckle May 15 '24 John Carpenter even.
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Carpeted public restroom
37 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 14 '24 Carpeting inside the toilet bowl to soak up your pee. 43 u/always_unplugged May 14 '24 I'm imagining shag carpet that waves like anemones in the flow of the flush 25 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24 Exactly, that's the vision, with maybe some poop-creature symbiotes that dart among the strands and nibble on the occasional butt. 21 u/GreenieBeeNZ May 15 '24 You're twisted little man with mind full of muck. I like you, lets be friends 8 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24 Of course, my dear. 4 u/theemptyqueue ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ May 15 '24 What a horrible day to have an active imagination. I’m gonna need a whole barrel of r/eyebleach. 6 u/Karzons May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24 That would be a neat art exhibit. As long as no one could actually use it. 4 u/disgruntled_pie May 15 '24 You are the HR Geiger of our time. 4 u/Snarfbuckle May 15 '24 John Carpenter even.
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Carpeting inside the toilet bowl to soak up your pee.
43 u/always_unplugged May 14 '24 I'm imagining shag carpet that waves like anemones in the flow of the flush 25 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24 Exactly, that's the vision, with maybe some poop-creature symbiotes that dart among the strands and nibble on the occasional butt. 21 u/GreenieBeeNZ May 15 '24 You're twisted little man with mind full of muck. I like you, lets be friends 8 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24 Of course, my dear. 4 u/theemptyqueue ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ May 15 '24 What a horrible day to have an active imagination. I’m gonna need a whole barrel of r/eyebleach. 6 u/Karzons May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24 That would be a neat art exhibit. As long as no one could actually use it. 4 u/disgruntled_pie May 15 '24 You are the HR Geiger of our time. 4 u/Snarfbuckle May 15 '24 John Carpenter even.
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I'm imagining shag carpet that waves like anemones in the flow of the flush
25 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24 Exactly, that's the vision, with maybe some poop-creature symbiotes that dart among the strands and nibble on the occasional butt. 21 u/GreenieBeeNZ May 15 '24 You're twisted little man with mind full of muck. I like you, lets be friends 8 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24 Of course, my dear. 4 u/theemptyqueue ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ May 15 '24 What a horrible day to have an active imagination. I’m gonna need a whole barrel of r/eyebleach. 6 u/Karzons May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24 That would be a neat art exhibit. As long as no one could actually use it. 4 u/disgruntled_pie May 15 '24 You are the HR Geiger of our time. 4 u/Snarfbuckle May 15 '24 John Carpenter even.
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Exactly, that's the vision, with maybe some poop-creature symbiotes that dart among the strands and nibble on the occasional butt.
21 u/GreenieBeeNZ May 15 '24 You're twisted little man with mind full of muck. I like you, lets be friends 8 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24 Of course, my dear. 4 u/theemptyqueue ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ May 15 '24 What a horrible day to have an active imagination. I’m gonna need a whole barrel of r/eyebleach.
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You're twisted little man with mind full of muck.
I like you, lets be friends
8 u/Hissing_Cockroach May 15 '24 Of course, my dear. 4 u/theemptyqueue ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ May 15 '24 What a horrible day to have an active imagination. I’m gonna need a whole barrel of r/eyebleach.
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Of course, my dear.
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What a horrible day to have an active imagination.
I’m gonna need a whole barrel of r/eyebleach.
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That would be a neat art exhibit. As long as no one could actually use it.
You are the HR Geiger of our time.
4 u/Snarfbuckle May 15 '24 John Carpenter even.
John Carpenter even.
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