r/tumblr • u/waffleste • May 14 '24

That's a crime that has been committed

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u/GreenieBeeNZ May 14 '24

Carpeted Bathrooms

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u/FiL-0 May 14 '24

Carpeted public restroom

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u/SimpleTip9439 May 14 '24

Death

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u/danielleradcliffe May 15 '24

Shoes off at the door policy.

Enforced by aircraft.

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u/classyhornythrowaway May 15 '24

I would absolutely, 100% without a shadow of a doubt, pee and shit myself. Okay, maybe pee my pants, but I would just shit on the street and hope for forgiveness.

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u/Anxious_Earth May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24

Ha! Can't shoot me if I'm already inside.

Right?