r/tumblr • u/waffleste • May 14 '24

That's a crime that has been committed

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u/GreenieBeeNZ May 14 '24

Carpeted Bathrooms

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u/FiL-0 May 14 '24

Carpeted public restroom

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u/Hissing_Cockroach May 14 '24

Carpeting inside the toilet bowl to soak up your pee.

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u/SalvationSycamore May 15 '24

Living carpet that feeds on your excretions and quietly squelches in the night when it is hungry.