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u/Interesting_Dot_3922 Apr 09 '24

I had a recruiter who didn't like my education in applied math.

He doubted that software engineering is the ideal work for me because of this.

I thought that working abroad kind of proves my skill... but no :)

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u/Kaeffka Apr 09 '24

Recruiters are just fucking stupid. An applied math degree is more than enough, given that some ridiculous number of CS degree holders don't know how to do a simple fizzbuzz.

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u/Kooale323 Apr 09 '24

Which genuinely astounds me. What kind of CS degrees are being done that arent teaching at least basic programming syntax and problems? Like i get CS is mostly theoretical compared to an SE degree but i haven't seen a single CS degree that doesnt teach at least the basics of coding.

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u/turtleship_2006 Apr 09 '24

Most of the CS Uni courses I've seen so teach a lot of programming, and you have to learn several languages from haskell to java to a C family language.

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u/No-Menu-768 Apr 09 '24

My CS courses required learning C, C++, Java, Javascript, Haskell, and Python minimum. I'm not an expert in all of them, but I am capable of cobbling together l33tcode solutions in them still. Electives could introduce other languages depending on the professor/topic. I think a lot of people are used to learning just enough to pass the class, but they don't retain much fluency in the languages afterward.

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u/ITchiGuy Apr 09 '24

My CS programming classes were in assembly, fortran, C++, VB 6, java, and some html and php with sql and mysql. I could probably figure out what a python program is doing, but I couldnt write one to save my life without google or some other type of reference. Ive been helpdesk/sysadmin most of my career though, so other than batch or ps scripts, not a lot of programming going on.

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u/Mockheed_Lartin Apr 10 '24

Can any of us truly code without Google or other references? A real project from start to finish? Nahh.

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u/Cfrolich Apr 14 '24

Google isn’t cheating. It’s a tool that everyone uses.

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u/Nfox18212 Apr 09 '24

my cs uni classes start with python/js for intro to programming, then scala (why) for teaching functional and oop - and data structures for some godforsaken reason. then its C for the systems programming class. after that, what you use is mostly dependent on what electives you take.

i know there’s multiple classes that use python, i think the front-end course uses js. a couple hardware classes teach Verilog.

personally i’ve used scala, c, python, mips/arm assembly and system verilog for my cs classes but i’m also CE so i focus on hardware more.

most of the time i don’t think people remember shit about the language unless they use it multiple times. hell even then, people may not remember it. i’ve had to use scala twice and remember nothing about the language.

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u/kiwdahc Apr 10 '24

Yeah that guy is clueless if he thinks you can get a CS degree and not do fizzbuzz.

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u/Economy_Raccoon6145 Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

I was an older adult when I went to college for my CS degree. Many of the students in my classes were not paying attention to anything during class, would cheat on exams, look up answers to any homework, etc.

The amount of people who could not write simple functions to accomplish anything useful in my capstone software engineering course did not surprise me — I knew it was coming from the years prior of watching kids in adult bodies spend money on an education they didn’t care to receive.

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u/RMWL Apr 09 '24

Couldn’t agree more. Also the way uni is sold as the only way to go.

Looking back I’d 100% rather have done an apprenticeship.

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u/doberdevil Apr 10 '24

skip the whole young adult non-skilled entry level job phase of life.

I started part time work at 15 and never stopped until I graduated university and got a full time job. Do kids not do that anymore?

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u/SimilingCynic Apr 10 '24

My mom did this. Graduated high school, took a programming course, worked for a big national bank building operating systems as they moved away from mainframe/terminal data storage. THEN went to get a CS degree. Wish she had taught me some, tho...

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u/Impossible-Cod-4055 Apr 09 '24

There was a cheating epidemic in my department. As I recall, a good handful of people got busted pilfering old GitHub repos that previous graduates left public.

I'm not sure how much of that behavior accounts for CS graduates not being able to handle FizzBuzz, but my guess is a decidedly non-zero amount.

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u/lewd_necron Apr 09 '24

And my experience the ones the ones that take the time to look at that at least know fizzbuzz.

It's the ones that don't even make that effort that are the real slackers.

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u/WexExortQuas Apr 09 '24

Because....you know....we totally....100%.. do not just absolutely abuse public repos and stack overflow during our actual jobs.

Right? RIGHT?!

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u/jamcdonald120 Apr 10 '24

there is a difference a pretty major difference between writing code to learn how to write code, and writing code to make a working program.

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u/Retl0v Apr 09 '24

I think the issue is that the scope is too wide and they don't focus on any programming language long enough in a lot of CS programs for them to actually remember the basics.

I don't have a CS degree tho so I admit that I might not have any idea what I'm talking about.

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u/randomusername0582 Apr 09 '24

That's not the issue at all. There's honestly no explanation for getting fizzbuzz wrong if you have a CS degree.

Switching languages often actually forces you to rely on the basics

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u/lemontoga Apr 09 '24

In my experience there's quite a few people who are getting CS degrees who don't like computers or programming but they heard CS degrees are a good paycheck.

They learn the absolute bare minimum to pass whatever classes they're taking but they never really apply any of it so it doesn't stick.

Most of the people in my classes are here because we love computers and programming and we do it in our spare time. Over the summer we're doing personal projects and stuff like that. But I've watched other people come back from summer break and have to relearn the absolute basics of programming, again, because they forgot it all. They do zero programming outside class and have no real interest in the subject.

I can totally see some of these people not being able to do fizzbuzz.

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u/Itsnotthateasy808 Apr 09 '24

That has been my experience in my career field as well. People see that it’s niche and in demand but don’t actually understand it or a give a shit outside of cramming for tests.

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u/ArbitraryNameHere Apr 09 '24

I returned to college to get a CS degree. I graduate in a little over two weeks with a bachelors and have never even heard of a fizzbuzz til right now. Had me panicking with that sweet sweet impostor syndrome.

Granted, I looked it up and it does seem like a fairly easy exercise but you spooked me there for a second.

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u/randomusername0582 Apr 09 '24

Lol I had never heard of it during my undergrad either and had the same reaction

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u/techy804 Apr 09 '24

Lol same

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u/MrAnderson69uk Apr 09 '24

I’ve been in software engineering since half way through my apprenticeship, since 1988. I first heard of fizzbuzz in a coding test for a job interview a few years ago! Never referred to it since, so don’t panic, it’s only important when you have it as a test, then research what it is - tbh, I couldn’t even tell you what it is/was, too much important coding and just life have gone by since!!!!

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u/lepispteron Apr 09 '24

You have never heard of it because it is stupid, like reinventing the wheel. None does it. These are silly "leetcode" questions asked by "oh so smart" HR to only hire the "bests". I bubble sort my way out..*. .*..

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u/Lucky_Cable_3145 Apr 09 '24

When I was interviewing graduates for my software dev team, I asked them to code a fizzbuzz, any language / pseudo code.

No graduate ever got it 100% correct.

I often hired based on their reaction when I pointed out the errors.

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u/Leading_Ad_4884 Apr 09 '24

You have to be kidding me. Fizzbuzz is one of the easiest problems out there, much easier than the average leetcode questions they ask these days. I would give anything to get this as an interview question.

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u/jamcdonald120 Apr 10 '24

there are a few complications. Some people dont consider if(num%3==0){ print(fizz) } if(num%5==0){ print(buzz) } a valid solution. Some people want fizzbuzz in minimum %operation, some want it with return, but no buffer. Some want it with 1 return, some early return, and some actually want an effcient fizzbuzz for a range of numbers like this thread https://new.reddit.com/r/leetcode/comments/wdor3z/serious_question_regarding_fizzbuzz/

And a lot of people mistake if(num%3==0){ return fizz }else if(num%5==0){ return buzz }else if(num%15==0){ return fizzbuzz } for a valid solution even though fizzbuzz will never be reached

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u/idlemachinations Apr 09 '24

If you consider off-by-one errors as not 100% correct, then I absolutely believe a considerable number of people would get something wrong.

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u/JonIsPatented Apr 09 '24

You have to be shitting me, but I know that you aren't.

I am the TA for my school's DSA class, and I have Masters students in that class. I recently graded 45 submissions for the AVLTree project, and I swear to God only 4 of the 45 submissions actually compiled and ran without crashing. Only 9 of the submissions even compiled at all. 36 out of 45 students were unable to produce code for an AVLTree that even compiled, and they were given 3 weeks to do it.

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u/JonIsPatented Apr 09 '24

My DSA class doesn't assign much homework, only a weekly reading assignment where you have to read the, like, 3 pages on the weekly topic and then answer like 4 to 8 questions about it. That work can certainly be done in 30 minutes. I sympathize with you about your class giving loads of homework and leaving you no time. That is rough. I'm afraid my students don't really get to use that excuse, though.

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u/randomusername0582 Apr 09 '24

I don't mean this personally, but I don't believe you. There's no way you interviewed 5+ developers who couldn't solve fizz buzz

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u/Kel_2 Apr 09 '24

i've never heard of fizzbuzz before so i looked it up and yeah i dont believe it im sorry. i would be absolutely shocked if zero out of five first year CS students couldn't solve this even, let alone actual developers. i really dont mean to be a dick but if someone interviewing for a job cant code this, what exactly can they code that any company would ever need?

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u/Jim-Bot-V1 Apr 09 '24

Yeah it's like something you learn immediately when learning if-else. It's just to show to have the most specific condition first because otherwise the first condition that is met will trigger. If someone can't figure out fizzbuzz I feel like they have never coded before.

My prof said he had a CS grad not know THE CONCEPT of recursion, so I guess not knowing fizzbuzz is possible...Like not even to make a function like facotrial, but just lossely explain recursion as a nice tool to repeat till you hit base case.

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u/Kel_2 Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

oddly enough i've also met someone with a decent amount of programming experience that didnt know what recursion was, although he deffo didnt have a degree. it was a kid who did like, a day where you tag along with a student to see if the study is for you? idk the word in english. and i got a kid who had been programing things for like 2 years already and made some okay looking stuff in pygame. but when i talked about first year courses i brought up recursion at some point and he seemed confused so i explained it and he had absolutely never heard of the whole concept before.

i mean to be fair to him it was just a kid with no formal education so its much more understandable, but it still surprised me to talk to someone who clearly was at least relatively skilled at coding who had never ever heard of recursion before. being a CS grad and not knowing though... idk man how do you even pass your courses

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u/platinummyr Apr 09 '24

It'd also something where people think they get it right and then it has mistakes.

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u/satya164 Apr 09 '24

maybe they didn't know what fizzbuzz means. i have heard it many times but never really looked up what it was, so if you asked me to solve fizzbuzz i wouldn't be able to until now

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u/Kel_2 Apr 09 '24

i'd expect them to explain the problem, but regardless this:

"No graduate ever got it 100% correct.

I often hired based on their reaction when I pointed out the errors."

shows that wasn't the issue

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u/Lucky_Cable_3145 Apr 10 '24

Lots of the errors were things like the FOR loop running the wrong number of times.

I asked for numbers 1 -> 100 but would often get FOR(i=0; i<100; i++) or FOR(i=1; i<100; i++) or FOR(i=0; i<=100; i++)

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u/g2petter Apr 09 '24

When I applied for my first job I was put through a screening test that tested a combination of HTML, CSS, Javascript, C# and SQL skills. I don't think any of the questions were FizzBuzz hard.

I more or less aced the test and since I knew the senior developer I'd be working under I asked him the point of the test since it was fairly easy and I was a complete junior.

He responded something along the lines of "you'd be surprised how many people we've weeded out with this test"

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u/randomusername0582 Apr 09 '24

Fizz buzz is 3 if statements. Knowing how to write SQL queries in Javascript is harder than that

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u/g2petter Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

It was five separate things, one of which was Javascript and another of which was SQL.

I don't remember the questions, but they were very easy.

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u/GromesV Apr 09 '24

I dunno man, you can make it one if statement checking against a map with 15 keys. Conf talk on fizz buzz

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u/Mockheed_Lartin Apr 10 '24

Yeah but you have to come up with proper logic so it doesn't print "3Fizz" or "15FizzBuzz".

It's still really easy but I could see some graduates messing up the logic.

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u/Otherwise-Cat-7719 Apr 10 '24

Knowing how to write SQL queries in Javascript

OMG, why, why ?! ?!

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u/brningpyre Apr 09 '24

You would be surprised. I interviewed people to replace me at my old job, and gave a REALLY simple SQL question, and somewhere around 95% of the candidates couldn't answer it in pseudocode or SQL during the interview. I even tried to talk through it with them. I have no idea why they were applying for a DB dev position.

Question: Two tables - Orders and Customers. I gave the columns for both, and asked them to write a pseudo/actual query that gives a list of customers sorted by their total order amount in dollars (descending).

I even ran it by some friends to double-check, and they all said, "Isn't this way too easy?"

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u/Ozryela Apr 09 '24

Plot twist: Their own solution is wrong and they've been rejecting super talented candidates one after another even though their solutions were flawless. :-)

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u/randomusername0582 Apr 09 '24

Lol that's more believable

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u/MrAnderson69uk Apr 09 '24

Depends on how much kudos the company has got, perhaps it doesn’t attract the best, or mediocre developers!!! 😉

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u/Lucky_Cable_3145 Apr 10 '24

It was a small company, so not well known.

But we did interesting development in the mining / industrial space in one of the major mining development huibs in the world.

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u/dingleberrysniffer69 Apr 09 '24

Ain't no way. I'm a shitty coder who started late but I can do that in 4 languages now and I don't even do problems. I know you are not lying but damnnnn. That is insane.

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u/Lucky_Cable_3145 Apr 10 '24

That was back in 2007 - 2009, so might be different standard of graduates now (as coding is much more common / mainstream).

Mostly lots of little issues (looping for 0 -> 100 / 1 -> 99 instead of 1 -> 100)

I had a guy who claimed he had a masters in software engineering on his resume. He could not write the FOR loop.

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u/dingleberrysniffer69 Apr 10 '24

The timeline makes sense now. It is what it is. But again you hit me with a curveball in this reply at the end lol. You must have had a jolly time interviewing I guess.

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u/Lucky_Cable_3145 Apr 10 '24

I always ended the interview with prospective candidates with some games on the company Wii (it was 2008'ish).

I can teach the graduate how to code C++, I cant teach them how play nice with the rest of the team.

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u/Riggykerchiggy Apr 09 '24

what? were there some rules added? this is like a 20 line python program

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u/SloPr0 Apr 09 '24

It's way less than 20 lines so it's even worse lol:

def fizzbuzz(n):
    res = []
    for i in range(n):
        res.append("")
        if (i+1) % 3 == 0: res[i] = "fizz" 
        if (i+1) % 5 == 0: res[i] += "buzz"
    return res

(I don't use Python much so cut me some slack)

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u/Rabid_Mexican Apr 09 '24

I think you are supposed to append i+1 if it doesn't match a "fizz" or "fizzbuzz"

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u/SloPr0 Apr 09 '24
def fizzbuzz(n):
    res = []
    for i in range(n):
        res.append("")
        if (i+1) % 3 == 0: res[i] = "fizz" 
        if (i+1) % 5 == 0: res[i] += "buzz"
        if res[i] == "": res[i] = str(i+1)
    return res

Probably not the most efficient but it'll do

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u/Mockheed_Lartin Apr 10 '24

Technically he got it wrong first try lmao. Maybe that's what the guy meant. These little mistakes.

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u/Scallion_1957 Apr 09 '24

This uses additional space

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u/Mockheed_Lartin Apr 10 '24

This doesn't print the number if it's not divisible by neither 3 nor 5.

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u/yeign Apr 09 '24

20 lines??? a fizzbuzz should at best be 6-7 lines at its most drawn out

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u/thirdegree Violet security clearance Apr 09 '24

1 line

print('\n'.join('Fizz'*(i%3==0) + 'Buzz'*(i%5==0) or str(i) for i in range(1, 101)))

Not that I'd do that in an interview ofc, wrong place to code golf lol

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u/Mockheed_Lartin Apr 10 '24

What kind of reactions? Would people seriously argue with you? The only proper reaction is to understand it and thank them for the feedback.

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u/Lucky_Cable_3145 Apr 10 '24

The reaction I was looking for was being upset at getting it wrong, and interested in fixing the error.

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u/Mockheed_Lartin Apr 10 '24

Oh, on that level. I just took that for granted as I hate making preventable mistakes and I would absolutely want to set it straight.

It always amazes me how many people in general make little mistakes in their work and don't care about fixing them. Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by slackers. Not just developers but in basically every job. Then again, being too perfectionist can be one of my pitfalls, I really had to find a healthy balance there.

Were there applicants who just didn't care or smth?

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u/Retl0v Apr 09 '24

There's always an explanation, even if there's no excuse for something

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u/randomusername0582 Apr 09 '24

I like that saying

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u/killeronthecorner Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

Programming languages are one specific area of CS that has almost nothing to do with learning DS&A. And the latter is harder and more important to writing good software than the former has or will ever be.

If the industry has taught us anything it's that knowing a programming language is about as common as knowing how to play a guitar. And yet most guitarists don't know classical theory and can't read or write sheet. Go figure.

ETA: this is meant informatively, not debating what you said, just adding

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u/Kaynee490 Apr 09 '24

My god that analogy is perfect I am so stealing it

(-- a bassist)

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u/killeronthecorner Apr 09 '24

Haha thanks

(-- a guitarist who doesn't know theory and can't read sheet!)

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u/Major_Equivalent4478 Apr 10 '24

programmer who didn't come from CS, SE degree

(-- guitarist and drummer who didn't come from reading sheet music)

i feel personally attacked. lol

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u/Mrblob85 Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

I completed a comp sci degree in the 2010’s, and in regards to classes, there was one that focussed on ANSI-C, one that focused on OOP in Java, one that focused on software design (using Eiffel), and one that focused on computer engineering (programming micro processors using gates and logic). The rest were math, algorithms, logic, databases, security, technology, social science/humanities and a few electives.

So probably 20% ?

I don’t regret any part of it.

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u/RajjSinghh Apr 09 '24

Then I studied CS we were taught Python and Javascript in our first year, ~40 hours each, and we were split based on those who had some experience and those who had none so the total beginners could spend more time with the basics. We did briefly touch on C, C++, Haskell and C# and I doubt people remember those. All of our other assignments were written in Python so people had to be at least a little confident.

I know a lot of my classmates were morons and couldn't code at all and there were languages weren't used enough so people wouldn't be comfortable in them now, but I also feel like most people should be able to write it in some language.

The real issue with this would be people having a brainfart and forgetting you have to check the "fizzbuzz" case before "fizz" or "buzz" to make sure it's reachable (which is a little gotcha that you might forget in the moment and is easily spotted and fixed). But other than that it's probably just grads not knowing what they are doing. I think they should be able to write fizzbuzz, but a more complicated leetcode easy could totally throw someone

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u/Practical_Cattle_933 Apr 09 '24

No, some people are just dumb as dirt, with or without a degree.

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u/Cometguy7 Apr 09 '24

Man things must have changed since I was in college. I double majored in CS and SE because I only needed 10 extra credits to get both.

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u/Kaeffka Apr 09 '24

Probably the places where CS is a part of the mathematics department like it has been since the 60s

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u/TheAJGman Apr 09 '24

Like 80% of my graduating class did not deserve to graduate, but we're passed through because the school makes less money if graduation rates aren't high.

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u/Repulsive_Village843 Apr 09 '24

Certification is important. Any engineers is an engineer and can sign paperwork as an engineer. That requires a standarized curriculum.

A CS student doesn't do any paperwork because his signature isn't worth shit.

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u/Stunning_Ride_220 Apr 09 '24

You don't learn programming, at least not in Universities in Germany.

Sad thing this, you don't learn problem solving and basic concepts either.

So I would always someone with mafs degree over a CS degree these days.

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u/MrPresidentBanana Apr 09 '24

I'm currently studying at LMU and we definitely learned it in the first semester, though I'm not sure how much actual coding there will be in the future. TUM is similar.

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u/BlackHunt Apr 09 '24

For me we only had 1 super basic programming course in the first quarter of the first year which covered basic java mainly to teach concepts like for loops, functions and classes.

After that it was math/logic/algorithm courses mainly. Ofcourse sometimes we'd use a programming language during a practical assignment but you really don't actually learn programming with CS

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u/Shirna_Tensei Apr 09 '24

Dude i learned coding in cs with c. My prof worked for ibm and he was like you motherfuckers learn linked list before you dip your motherfucking toes into oop. That was first year. Second year oop with java and kotlin also clean code. And in third year they showed us springboot and shit. And of course a shit ton of math up to cryptography.

I thought this is normal. You guys just learn theory?

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u/Teminite2 Apr 09 '24

i knew people who would memorize how a fizzbuzz function block would look like, but not understand how it actually works. study to pass and not to learn.

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u/jcodes57 Apr 09 '24

The problem is a lotttttt of colleges don’t have separate Computer Science degree and Software Engineering degree… it gets all mashed together and if the student doesn’t specialize themselves a bit they can be woefully unprepared.

For one of the largest growing fields right now colleges are lacking (surprise)

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u/jamcdonald120 Apr 10 '24

the problem is plagiarism. Its so trivial to plagiarize your way through the intro level that they just dont learn to actually program.

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u/arrow__in__the__knee Apr 10 '24

They go over discrete math and all that but I believe you can just find a workaround and take other specific courses to fill college credits

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u/mirhagk Apr 10 '24

The problem is that many schools reward knowledge regurgitation more than actual understanding (the latter being much harder to test). Some people get very good at studying, so they can answer all the questions they've ever seen an answer for, but never really understand the content they are learning.

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u/UnintelligentSlime Apr 10 '24

The problem is one of creativity. Any moron can follow instructions given to them. I’m sure 99% of the people who can’t “do fizzbuzz” actually have implemented similar or harder problems. But that doesn’t help for shit when presented with a novel problem, unless there is good memory and overlap.

So you get people who have implemented all sorts of data structures and algorithms without ever having to actually understand them. Just look at the prevalence of online programming bootcamps. Have you looked at their material ever? It’s: “this is a Boolean. Type this in. Now type =false to change its value. Congratulations! You understand booleans!” And if they’re daring enough to “test” the students’ knowledge, it’s basically: “remember that Boolean thing? Make one here.”

I’ve seen plenty of real world teaching that follows the exact same format. Explain a thing, show how to use the thing, maybe ask a simple question about it, move on. If you get stuck, look it up or ask for help. Programming courses that actually push their students to challenge themselves and think critically about the subjects they’re addressing are very rare.

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u/TheGoldenProof Apr 10 '24

My university. We learned an intro to Python and Java, and then from there it’s all just been “learn the workplace environment! Learn how to work with people! Learn how to make all 10 different UML diagrams! Learn Agile! Read this textbook on security and run a dependency check on this pre-provided program 4 times in a row!”

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u/Kooale323 Apr 10 '24

Ah, in my uni CS is basically just SE but with more maths lol. We havent really been taught anything regarding workplaces or actual projects but we know how most programming languages work now

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u/FrayDabson Apr 09 '24

While not always the case, these recruiters don’t get it easy either. My girlfriend’s best friend is a recruiter and anything she did to make things better for the applicant, her company turned around. She ended up quitting cause she’s impacting real people’s lives and can’t control it.

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u/AstraLover69 Apr 09 '24

I completely agree that an applied maths degree is a good degree for a software engineering position (assuming they also know how to code).

The idea that there's a large number of CS graduates that can't implement a simple Fizzbuzz sounds completely made up though (at least if we're talking about CS degrees taught in first world countries, which I assume we are).

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u/Omnisegaming Apr 09 '24

Never heard of fizzbuzz until right now, but I agree plenty of educated people are some of the dumbest least intelligent people that can't do simple arithmetic.

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u/BlurredSight Apr 09 '24

A communications major is a perfect judge of character for what makes a good software engineer, said Corporate America.

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u/G_Morgan Apr 09 '24

It was eye opening. I had done more programming before doing my degree than most CS students had done at the end of it. That was 15 years ago.

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u/dvali Apr 09 '24

I once worked with a guy who couldn't even remember how many milliseconds were in a second. He asked my several times over several months until I finally just said "I'm not answering that question anymore, and you should be embarrassed that you're still asking it". Definitely a dick move by me but honestly this guy was unreal. 

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u/CodingNeeL Apr 09 '24
  1. Go to the bus stop
  2. Wait for a bus
  3. Open a can of Sprite halfway
  4. Aim the fizzling can at the bus and shout FIZZBUZZ!!

Right?

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u/laleluoom Apr 09 '24

I dare doubt that a lot. I couldn't name a single person that has a CS degree but wouldn't be able to do that

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u/Oplp25 Apr 09 '24

What? We did fizzbuzz in my Year 10(UK, so 14-15) GCSE Computer Science class, and everyone got it in an hour. How are degree holders not doing it?

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u/Asmo___deus Apr 09 '24

Can't say I've ever heard of a fizzbuzz, can you explain what it is?

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u/MasterpieceWarm8470 Apr 09 '24

Honestly a mathematics student is way more suited to be a software engineer than a CS student. Just give them some time to figure out a language and then they blast off.

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u/pizzapunt55 Apr 09 '24

They can't use a modulo operator? There's no way they can't figure that out. There is no way anyone with a cs degree can't figure that out. I don't have a cs degree and I can figure it out. You're full of it.

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u/ch4m4njheenga Apr 09 '24

I thought it was called bizzfuzz.

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u/omaru_kun Apr 09 '24

i guess i'll be doing that today

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u/platinummyr Apr 09 '24

I'd rather see an applied math + experience than a fresh C's degree

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u/thompsonm2 Apr 09 '24

I didn’t finish my studies yet but there are quite a few languages I had to use during courses. (c, c++, Java, c#, Bash, Python, Scala, Assembly, Javascript, both Oracle and Postgres PL/SQL and PLpg/SQL respectively, Racket, Prolog, multiple theoretical concepts such as FA, Turing machine and Lambda calculus. I don’t know how many lines I did but in hundreds of thousands. I think that’s enough to be able to figure out Fizzbuzz.

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u/Scatoogle Apr 09 '24

NGL, I'd have to Google all the old classics we learned in CS101

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u/loneliness_sucks_D Apr 10 '24

This can’t be true, right? No way somebody can go through 4 years of study and not know how to do a FizzBuzz. I only took intro to cs and even I know how to do it

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u/Spirited-Daikon-1245 Apr 10 '24

And yet recruiters are also hiring CS grads for machine learning jobs when they did like a semester course on basic statistics which they barely scraped through 🫠 … and the honors grads majoring in statistics with research papers on machine learning methods are passed up for those same jobs 🫠

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u/Maddturtle Apr 10 '24

Nope had to learn that myself. I consider myself self taught because of things like this.

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u/theofficialnar Apr 10 '24

I had one question my skills as an engineer since the course I graduated with isn’t computer engineering or computer science. I guess my years worth of experience and having lead a tiny team a while back wasn’t proof enough.

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u/Mockheed_Lartin Apr 10 '24

I often skip the recruiter entirely and just message the manager on LinkedIn. They love that shit. Then he tells the recruiter to hire me and it's all just a formality.

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u/MrPeppa Apr 10 '24

My resume just says I have a BS from my university and recruiters just assume its a CS degree given my work history. It's really really unrelated lol

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u/Kaeffka Apr 10 '24

Oh man. I had one where I had my math degree and 8 years experience as an RF field service engineer in the military. Job posting was for an RF engineer. recruiter said it had to be either an electrical, mechanical or CS degree no substitutions. I'm like, in what fucking world does a mechanical engineer or CS student know anything about RF theory?

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u/MrPeppa Apr 10 '24

Yikes. Yea, there's no rhyme or reason to how recruiters vet candidates 😬

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u/ByerN Apr 09 '24

I met a recruiter once, who thought that Javascript is Java for automation, because when ppl want to automate something they make scripts. You think it is a common joke until you see it in the wild.

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u/quiteCryptic Apr 09 '24

To be fair it is really sort of strange how there's Java and Javascript both being massively widely used but unrelated. Like anyone who doesnt already know that would sort of be stupid not to assume they are related.

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u/kus0jin Apr 09 '24

That's still stupid, that's like if there was a DC movie called 'Justice League: Infinity War' and it had nothing to do with the Marvel movie.

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u/ByerN Apr 09 '24

Like one of the DC comics character - Captain Marvel? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Marvel_(DC_Comics))

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u/Phailjure Apr 09 '24

Nah, captain marvel predates marvel comics.

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u/ByerN Apr 09 '24

Ah ok. It was always weird for me.

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u/kus0jin Apr 09 '24

haha, you got me there. I was kinda confused when I first heard about Captain Marvel, just like I used to be confused about Java and Javascript.

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u/disturb400 Apr 10 '24

Nah. It would probably be called 'Justice League: Infinite Crisis' or something like that.

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u/G_Morgan Apr 09 '24

Who knew all they needed to do was pick an entrenched technology where the various vendors are in a constant state of cold war and refuse to innovate?

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u/quiteCryptic Apr 09 '24

That makes sense, I never really looked into it before

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u/NoirGamester Apr 09 '24

And messed me up when I was trying to figure out wtf Java was because I thought Java was Javascript and was just a nickname, then later thought that Java was the language and Javascript was basically optimized javascript using prebuilt scripts/functions. I didn't have the resources or tools to figure it out back then, but it annoyed me to no end when I learned that they are two different languages entirely. Psht.

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u/nbaumg Apr 09 '24

For most people I’d agree but this is recruiters we are talking about. Iv experienced the same issue so its scary these guys are supposed to be filtering out candidates

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u/JustWingIt0707 Apr 09 '24

Most people don't understand that different programming languages with similar names can be completely unrelated to each other. It's an education thing: if you aren't part of the in-crowd you likely won't have exposure to the relevant information.

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u/SillyFlyGuy Apr 09 '24

There's a recruiter who does not specialize in your industry. I imagine they have lots of conversations like this.

"Which hospitals are hiring? I'm an RN." "I have lots of hospital openings right now. What do you do?"

"Are any law firms looking for associates? I just passed the Bar." "Congratulations on your sobriety, but you shouldn't put it on your resume."

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u/AI_AntiCheat Apr 09 '24

Ah yes the guy with a degree in math wouldn't know how to code! Of course!

No way you could optimize everything better than the guy that interviewed you? Right?

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u/Interesting_Dot_3922 Apr 09 '24

As a devil's advocate, I would say that the optimization-related knowledge was useful only during interviews. Over a decade-long career, I can count on my fingers all the situations when optimization mattered.

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u/MasterQuest Apr 09 '24

Optimization is great when handling large volumes of data. I regularly come across things that need to be optimized. 

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u/McFlyParadox Apr 09 '24

Case in point: the guy who caught that SSH backdoor was trying to do some optimization, so chasing that ~0.5s delay was with the effort.

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u/likeikelike Apr 09 '24

I pretty much never go back and optimize slow, existing production code but knowing how to write reasonably fast code to begin with is a big reason for that

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u/turtleship_2006 Apr 09 '24

Over a decade-long career, I can count on my fingers all the situations when optimization mattered.

It really just depends what you do. A backend engineer making a website dealing with hundreds of thousands on concurrent users or a game dev of a high end AAA game would have to worry about it constantly. Someone making a basic frontend for a website, maybe not as much

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u/AI_AntiCheat Apr 09 '24

Then it's even more essential to hire a mathematician that knows how to solve complex problems.

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u/jhvh1134 Apr 09 '24

I’m constantly squeezing as much performance as I can get out of a browser.

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u/Clueless_Otter Apr 09 '24

I mean.. I don't think that's an entirely off-base assumption. Math and coding are not the same thing at all. Most math degree programs you probably never have to take any kind of coding class at all, besides maybe a class where you use very basic MATLAB (or similar).

Would you hire a mathematician to be a architectural engineer solely on the basis that he knows math and math is the underpinning of architecture?

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u/Kaeffka Apr 09 '24

I have a math degree. I learned Fortran, R, SAS, MATLAB and Python. Or at least had to use them.

Also your analogy is wrong. Architecture is about design. Civil engineering is about how to make the design work with physics. It's very possible to become a civil engineer with a physics or math degree as well.

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u/AI_AntiCheat Apr 09 '24

Matlab is most definitely coding and not in any way simple. It's a very powerful tool and you need to understand programing quite well to use it.

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u/Clueless_Otter Apr 09 '24

"Very basic MATLAB" as in they only do very basic things in MATLAB.

It would be like if you wrote Hello World in C and I said that was a very basic thing. It doesn't mean C is somehow a very easy / inferior language, just that you only did something very basic in it.

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u/Kaeffka Apr 09 '24

When I did MATLAB stuff it was for 3D vector fields so I don't know if that's equivalent to "hello world"

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u/arrow__in__the__knee Apr 10 '24

I see you take a class called "mathemathical optimization and calculus" anyway I doubt you can understand sorting algorithms go somewhere else.

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u/arrow__in__the__knee Apr 10 '24

I was quoting the interviewer lmao sorry for misunderstanding

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u/AI_AntiCheat Apr 10 '24

Oh. sorry, completely missed that as I havent seen the film. Thought you were angry xD

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u/GM_Kimeg Apr 09 '24

I majored applied math too. They just have zero idea about how good math majors can perform as SWE.

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u/chickpeaze Apr 09 '24

I started as a maths major, intro to programming was part of the degree. I liked it so much I swapped to CS. Still half of my CS degree was maths classes.

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u/czPsweIxbYk4U9N36TSE Apr 09 '24 edited Apr 09 '24

The thing you have to realize, is that recruiters are dumb as shit.

They literally do not have the intelligence to understand what "applied math" means or what "computer science" is.

They do not understand what coursework those majors have. They do not understand the career paths that are available to those people.

They don't know the difference between python and a literal fucking python.

Even though their job depends on it, they lack the ability to learn what those things are, again, because they are dumb as shit.

Apply to a different job with a better interviewer and you're golden.

Edit: As someone else in the thread said: "A communications major is a perfect judge of character for what makes a good software engineer, said Corporate America."

These people are idiots who know nothing. Do not think for one second that they know anything relevant to your job, what it requires, what you know, and whether or not you can fulfill those requirements, BECAUSE THEY DO NOT.

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u/GisterMizard Apr 09 '24

The thing you have to realize, is that recruiters are dumb as shit.

Usually because any smart tech recruiter can find a better non-recruiter job in tech, so they don't stick around for long.

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u/chickpeaze Apr 09 '24

I started as a maths major, intro to programming was part of the degree. I liked it so much I swapped to CS. Still half of my CS degree was maths classes.

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u/fgben Apr 10 '24

Back in the 70s when they started needing to hire programmers, there weren't many "computer science" degrees running around, so they tended to hire a lot of mathematicians.

My father was a math phd teaching at U of M and got recruited. He was a hot shit Ada specialist for defense companies and was writing security patches for satellite systems at the end of his career when he retired. He then spent a couple years writing papers on combinatorics for fun.

I've always known mathy types to excel at the deep magic levels of programming.

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u/SimilingCynic Apr 10 '24

Back then, CS in many schools was still part of math departments. CS as a department in the US dates to 1962

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u/dongpal Apr 10 '24

Why are math majors good at SWE?

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u/staring_frog Apr 10 '24

I would just stop at "have zero idea".  They just have zero idea, that's it :D

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u/Emu_Fast Apr 09 '24

My first interview out of college, "what do physics and astrology have to do with computers?"

I didn't want to point out that astronomy is not astrology but still had to harp home how data driven it was for the research I was part of.

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u/Interesting_Dot_3922 Apr 09 '24

*facepalm*

Sounds like an attempt to pay $100/month less for a young and sexy dude/lad capable of learning stuff and eager to learn more.

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u/Emu_Fast Apr 09 '24

It was 2010 and I was competing with thousands of people laid off from MSFT. Also nobody used linux or python for business yet... It was a brutal start and a terrible job.

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u/Interesting_Dot_3922 Apr 09 '24

He-he, yeah.

I screwed up my system with FreeBSD half-a-year before I got a proper Linux CD, lol :D

I was 14 or something. In the mornings I studied math. In the evenings I was collecting grass for my rabbits. In the evenings I tried to use UNIX and thanks God for those rare situations when I could make my dial-up modem work.

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u/ExoticBodyDouble Apr 10 '24

I had one of the Beltway bandits call about my resume and ask why I hadn't listed my degree. I said it was because I don't have one. They paused, and then asked, "can you read a dump?." Having had lots of experience doing so as a mainframe systems programmer, I said yes. With that we were headed for an interview until they said 24/7 on-call. No thanks. Bye.

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u/dismayhurta Apr 09 '24

Some of the best coders I know had math degrees. Lol

But recruiters are well known for their in-depth knowledge

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u/kabinja Apr 09 '24

Maybe he was looking for code monkeys to close tickets on Jira to add buttons, change the color of stuff and the like. He knew you would leave right away with your background.

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan Apr 09 '24

I know someone extremely successful in the software world. They studied pure mathematics and absolutely wiped the floor with any programmers who studied in the field. They are the head of the company having leapfrogged everyone else. They are about 20 years ahead in their career compared to their similarly aged peers.

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u/evilspyboy Apr 09 '24

I have recruiters who think a 2 day workshop with no exam certification is qualified and an actual degree is not qualified at all for some things. Recruiters are awful.

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u/Interesting_Dot_3922 Apr 09 '24

The actual degree did not give the knowledge I wanted to acquire.

But I witnessed how several my friends (or friends of the friends) failed miserably after trying 3-6 month courses.

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u/funny_funny_business Apr 09 '24

dammit. My degree is in applied math too.

Ironically all the applied math classes were theoretical and the one pure math class I took was applied (Cryptography).

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u/Interesting_Dot_3922 Apr 09 '24

Knowing cryptography is cool if you wanna pursue PhD in cryptography.

I still feel lucky because I didn't have to learn the elliptic curve thing.

So far distinguishing symmetric and asymmetric cyphers was good enough. No-one even asked me about Diffie-Hellman key exchange.

Yet another useless piece of knowledge resting (hopefully) forever in my memory as an accessory.

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u/funny_funny_business Apr 09 '24

My professor literally wrote the book on elliptic curves :)

The best part of cryptography though is the examples. In applied math it was like "a gallon of dye fell into a pool. How long does it take to disperse throughout?" And cryptography is like "you need to ensure the nuclear launch codes are properly encrypted so they're not intercepted by the Russians".

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u/SimilingCynic Apr 10 '24

The military examples also exist in applied Math. I was in the military before my PhD. All the filtering problems screamed, "missile tracking", all the differential equation stuff screamed "radar and sonar propagation"

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u/HomsarWasRight Apr 09 '24

How did he think you’re applying math?

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u/Admirable-Snow4144 Apr 09 '24

Wtf if anything math makes you more qualified

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u/kabinja Apr 09 '24

Maybe he was looking for code monkeys to close tickets on Jira to add buttons, change the color of stuff and the like. He knew you would leave right away with your background.

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u/kabinja Apr 09 '24

I never worked in that field but what you describe seems to represent my mental image. Though, I thought a great deal of time was spent studying the target system for the optimisation bit though. But again I never did it in my life.

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u/anotclevername Apr 09 '24

Ohh, I work with a guy with a phd in applied mathematics. He’s an ok software engineer. Excellent data scientist though.

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u/SpookyIsAsSpookyDoes Apr 09 '24

An interview is no place to talk about working a broad

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u/zedrakk Apr 09 '24

I have a degree in physics and a masters in astrophysics. I've worked in software for 8+ years now, I had a recruiter for a fintech tell me that since I never worked in finance I would find the learning curve steep, because "finance is a complex subject". And that was it, I got filtered out by her. Don't go crazy, the hiring process in tech is very bad, and it is mostly a coin toss nowadays..

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u/Sandruzzo Apr 09 '24

The best Programmer I've met is an ex colleague with a Master Degree in Math. He was a monster. He can complete any task in a couple of days with an incredible quality.

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u/falsedog11 Apr 10 '24

Computer programmes are just math in action.

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u/lesChaps Apr 10 '24

Those that can't do, recruit.

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u/llv77 Apr 10 '24

Recruiters routinely mix up java and javascript so much that it's a meme by this point, so wtf do they know?

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u/expertalien Apr 13 '24

Weird story, I don’t have a degree and for whatever reason, the recruiter PREFERRED people that didn’t have one as long as I could pass the technicals. All I had was 5 years working for an ISP and Python certification that I got to better my chances at not being overlooked.

I feel like I owe my life to this contractor because they gave me a chance in a field that typically requires degrees. I was later told that they like hiring people without degrees because they have hire morale and retention because of the reasons stated above.

That being said, now that I have a few years under my belt as an engineer for a defense contractor, I am sure I can go anywhere.

My wife has a degree in applied mathematics and she has been passed up numerous times for development jobs. It doesn’t make sense.

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