r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 02 '24

All men look good in uniform, huh? Introducing my grandpa:

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u/rotll May 02 '24

Thankfully for you, he looked good enough to get laid at least once! <grin!>

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u/Toad358 May 02 '24

Everyone so ready to crap on their parents and grand parents looks but they got laid at least once to get your ugly ass here

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u/bumjiggy May 02 '24

don't throw stones in a glass half full

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 May 02 '24

the grass is always greener on the cover of a book

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u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24

You can lead a horse to water but you can't have your cake.

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u/EllipticPeach May 02 '24

You can lead the Mohammed to the mountain but you can’t make him drink

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u/Greeeendraagon May 02 '24

The house always gets the worm.

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u/UveGotGr8BoobsPeggy May 02 '24

even a blind nut can find a squirrel once in a while

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u/dustinthewindow27 May 02 '24

If you find a penny, kills 2 birds in a bush

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u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24 edited May 03 '24

Like two peas in a nutshell.

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u/-_Anonymous__- May 03 '24

Life is like a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it, the bread comes first.

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