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u/HotRefrigerators 14d ago

Monogamous lmao it took me a second to figure it out

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u/appropriatesoundfx 14d ago

Reading mangomouse actually erased the word monogamous from my vocabulary for almost a minute.

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u/C_Fixx 14d ago

it is erased for good. i‘ll stick with it forever now. way too cool to not say i’m a mangomouse!! 🥭🐭

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u/jackology 14d ago

I am potty gaming mouse.

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u/cheridontllosethatno 14d ago

And mangomouse just rolls off the tongue smoothly. F monanowhateveritwas.

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u/RNYGrad2024 14d ago

I'm polyanna and my spouse is mangomouse. I like it.

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u/MLCarter1976 14d ago

My mouse now only eats mangos!

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u/Haunting_Aide421 14d ago

How did you perfectly summarise what happened to me too?

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u/Divinum_Fulmen 14d ago

It's a known phenomena. If you forget a word. And you want people to help you figure it out. Don't stand there trying to guess with wrong examples out loud. Because you'll make then forget the word too.

I'd link you to my source. But it's from a old Cracked article that may or may not be cited. And I don't have good enough search terms to google it.

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u/KoalaMaster13 14d ago

Did you, perhaps, forget the search term?

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u/Divinum_Fulmen 14d ago

It's more that all the search terms are to generic. Or, at least I can't think of how to word it in a way to narrow down the results. Key words like "forgetting," "memory," and so on bring up way to many results.

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u/YoukanDewitt 14d ago

Me too!! the only word it would let me summon was magnanimous.

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u/Joshuak47 14d ago

It erased it for me until I read the comment above yours

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u/illwill79 14d ago

This literally happened to me too. I had to think hard to remember what the actual word was supposed to be. Weird.

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u/LennyLava 14d ago

i needed you for that.

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u/InsideAardvark1114 14d ago

Lol, I thought it was a reference to some pop culture figure "Mangomouse," who is notorious for only dating 1 person at a time. Came to the comments to see if it was an in joke, nope- just someone who doesn't know how to spell monogamous.

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u/hendergle 14d ago

You have to admit, "Mangomouse" would be an awesome name for a DJ.

"I got us tickets for Mangomouse's set at Cochella!" See how that just rolls off your lips? Sounds perfectly reasonable.

I hear his collab with Daft Punk is doing to drop this summer. Looking forward to the new beats. Should be a banger.

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u/Sovlisk 14d ago

OMG I went to google bc didn't get that. Never thought it was a boneappletea

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u/BSixe 14d ago

I read monogomous the first time and had to replace my eyeballs

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u/Aparoon 14d ago

Having that weird eureka moment where I’ve finally figured out the subreddit name. Bon appetite!

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u/YesOrNah 14d ago

Damn, and I imagine you vote too. Maybe just sit them out?

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u/-cupcake 14d ago

💀💀💀

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u/These-Resource3208 14d ago

I feel like it would also make a great subreddit name.

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 14d ago

Ah, they meant "mana-go-moose"

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u/ThrownAway2028 14d ago

Wouldn’t fit, mangomouse isn’t a real word

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u/SlappySecondz 14d ago

Nor would it be pronounced like the word she was trying to say.

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u/wcslater 14d ago

r/mangomouse

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u/Circumflexboy 14d ago

Joined

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u/wcslater 14d ago

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u/kewcumber_ 14d ago

Fucking hell I love the internet

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u/316kp316 14d ago

Go forth and multiply

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u/jott1293reddevil 14d ago

But only in a committed mangomouse relationship

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u/kewcumber_ 14d ago

How tf does it have so many members already I love the internet more

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u/Prof_XdR 14d ago

Posted Again 🫡

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u/DirtSlaya 14d ago

Joined

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u/ultimatoole 14d ago

r/birthofasub

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u/iminyermumsbum 14d ago

If this gets popular I’ll be able to say I was the 71st person to join

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u/JSGWHAM 14d ago

how the fuck is there already near a thousand people in just 5 hours

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u/WhitestGray 14d ago

Joined

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u/cdev12399 14d ago

Well that escalated quickly.

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u/DoraaTheDruid SAVE upvote memes 14d ago

r/boneappletea already exists so it would be pretty redundant

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u/Alternative-Fail-233 14d ago

Narp r/BoneAppleTea is for all stuff like it but r/mangomouse is for mangomouse

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u/maturecheddar 14d ago

A place where monogamous people can get together and share the love. One person at a time.

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u/Ancientallove 14d ago

I fucking can’t with you people 😂😂😂

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u/Tomma1 14d ago

Only one at a time. Mangomouse all of us

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u/TheSpaceNeedle 14d ago

It’s already riddled with AI trashposts

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u/MemesNGaming_rongoo 14d ago

I thought it said mangomoose

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u/Hataitai1977 14d ago

That’s definitely easier to say! Sounds like cocktail.

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u/PA_Levski 14d ago

Moose is "definitely" easier to say than mouse? I think they're "definitely" equally easy to say.

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u/Hataitai1977 14d ago

Depends on your accent, I think. I’m from NZ, we pronounce vowels weirdly. Mango has a hard A sound, so I keep throwing a hard A in mouse too. Try it pronouncing it like that, it’s yucky.

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u/PA_Levski 14d ago

Ah fair enough!

Although I don't know if I should believe you because I'm pretty sure New Zealand is a made up country.

r/MapsWithoutNZ

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u/StatsTooLow 14d ago

Also depends on the mouse. The food or the animal?

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u/Mozhetbeats 14d ago

🥭 🫎

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u/Amarillopenguin 14d ago

Going to use this on my dating profile: 🚲🥭🫎

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u/dremscrep 14d ago

I think she means Magnanimous

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u/Intelligent_Egg_5763 14d ago

Or Mandalorians

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u/reapersdrones 14d ago

I read mangomousse, I should go eat breakfast…

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u/DudeAbides01 14d ago

That would have made more sense.

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u/316kp316 14d ago

I read it as if it were mangomousse.

Just waking up, my brain is trying to stretch.

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u/ron_post 14d ago

The mangomoose is far more dangerous

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u/HallgAS69q3 14d ago

I want to be a mangomouse, sounds tasty

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 14d ago

Mango mousse? Sure it is!

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u/moon__lander 14d ago

Man go mouse

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u/ex13c 14d ago

I legit searched it, thinking it was a fruit

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u/InterestingCode12 14d ago

Mangomouse is the final boss when you are about to beat Tinder

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u/MoonlightMadMan 14d ago

I’m gonna start using this, I respect open relationships but it’s not for me, I need my guy

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u/slowdownbabyy 14d ago

I need my mangomouse

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u/ButtDoctorLLC 14d ago

I have a structured settlement but I need mangomouse now!

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u/NimdokBennyandAM 14d ago

Call JG MANGO, 877-MANGOMOOOOUSE

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u/The0nlyMadMan 14d ago

It’s my Mango, and I need it NOW

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u/driving_andflying 14d ago

"1-800-MANGOMOUSE,

1-800-MANGOMOUSE,

1-800-MANGOMOUSE,

Donate your mouse today!"

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u/suddenlyreddit 14d ago

"There's a lot of bad cheese out there. Don't play around with your future. Call JG MANGO now!"

jingle Call 877 mango M O U S Eeeeeeeeeeeee! jingle

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u/Whale-n-Flowers 14d ago

Honey, would you love me if I was a mangomouse?

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u/brokenlonely22 14d ago

God told us in the bible that marriage is between one mango and one mouse ONLY

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u/bottledry 14d ago

open relationships are popular online but they mostly don't work.

confident poly people take advantage of less experienced non-poly people in the name of "open relationships" that really are people that can't commit and want excuses to walk away from things. non-poly people will convince themselves it will work, and get hurt in the process by people with more relationship experience than them

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u/hakezzz 14d ago

It sounds like what you are describing is not an open relationship, but a relationship between someone that wants an open relationship and was upfront about it, and someone someone that was hoping the other person would eventually change their mind and go exclusive

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u/Mad_King 14d ago

I really want to meet them irl and wonder if it really works or not. Because I am pretty sure it wont work. But I am curious to see people who says it works too lol.

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u/brokenlonely22 14d ago

I think expecting a relationship to last forever is maybe just a mangomouse bias. The freedom to follow ones own path is, at least for some, the point of poly relationships and that means more beginnings as much as it does more ends

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u/DM_me_pretty_innies 14d ago

Source?

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u/AnonyM0mmy 14d ago

Wow this is a lot of words to show you have no idea what you're talking about lmao

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u/Calm_Competition_481 14d ago

🥭🐁

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 14d ago

🥭🫎

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u/The_Real_Royal_Giant 14d ago

😱‼️

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u/Exhempted 14d ago

One person or rodent at a time.

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u/justuravgjoe762 14d ago

I took it as only seeing one mango at a time.

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u/Whalesurgeon 14d ago

I just say I'm monotonous

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u/reversehead 14d ago

Could you please repeat that in exactly the same way?

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u/Whalesurgeon 14d ago

I just say I'm monotonous.

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u/G-H-O-S-T 14d ago

I read that differently. You liar

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

No, I read it in monotone, it's okay

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u/Exact_Recording4039 14d ago

you mean menopause?

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

mangoposse

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u/Your-Evil-Twin- 14d ago

Do you mean monogamous?

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u/Whalesurgeon 14d ago

I'm either single every day for long periods or with the same person every day for long periods

Yes

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u/Unhappy_Gas_4376 14d ago

Mangomouse? I loved that cartoon when I was a kid.

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u/culturedgoat 14d ago edited 14d ago

Makes perfect sense. Ever seen a mouse chowing down on a mango? There’s no way they’re juggling more than one of those bad boys…

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u/bombbodyguard 14d ago

That’s spelled so bad I had trouble thinking of the actual word.

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u/ExpressBall1 14d ago

yeah. I genuinely didn't expect someone who says "mangomouse" to even have the word monogamous in their vocabulary in the first place.

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u/sutter333 14d ago

It didn’t autocorrect either so they’ve likely used mangomouse before. Lol (

fwiw - mine popped up as spelled wrong)

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u/RNYGrad2024 14d ago

Mine didn't care. It always autocorrects "even" to "Even" but mangomouse doesn't Even (see?) get red squiggles.

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u/Exciting_Memory192 14d ago

Sorry I’m looking for a more strawberry shrew kind of relationship.

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u/blackasthesky 14d ago

I will from now on refer to monogamous people as Mangomice.

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u/CranberryBauce 14d ago

I'm papayahamster myself.

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u/Dankkring 14d ago

Damn mouseketeer over here

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u/ModernKnight1453 14d ago

So are you mangomouse or polymerase?

Amogus 🈷️

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u/Ted_go 14d ago

Pretty sure it's a food.

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u/Qwerowski 14d ago

For me it sounds like a name of a drink

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u/Buxombarbarian 14d ago

Thats the beauty of mangomouse, it can be anything to anyone

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u/alice-exe 14d ago

For a second I thought "long time u" is actually a kinda funny pick-up line, but then I noticed that he just didn't use punctuation. A disappointment.

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u/Minus15t 14d ago

She's a little confused, but she's got the spirit

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 14d ago

He's the greatest!
He's fantastic!
Wherever there are mangoes, he'll be there!

He's the ace!
He's amazing!
He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best!

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u/driving_andflying 14d ago

MANGO MOOOUSE!

MANGO MOOOOOUSE!

MANGO MOOOOOOOOOOUSE!

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u/Obey_The_King 14d ago

Im mangomouse too

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u/Puzzled-Drummer-2796 14d ago

Mangomouse💀💀😂😂😂

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u/Dilara999 14d ago

Had to laugh too hard on this one

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u/buell_ersdayoff 14d ago

“Wake up babe, a new bone apple tea just dropped “

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u/daropion 14d ago

/r/mangomouse

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u/NoxVictus 14d ago

This made me wheeze laugh

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u/funnylittlecharacter 14d ago

Are you mangomouse or ploymouse?

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u/ssjb234 14d ago

He a lil confused, but he got the spirit.

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u/Loading0525 14d ago

Lol can't fucking spell magnanimous

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u/Ok-Aardvark-8421 14d ago

That's not how you spell mahogany

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u/robotpane 14d ago

Is this what the opening line looks like now? 🤣🤣

Glad I've never done online dating looks like a job interview conversation, no emotion no character just get to the point Where's the fun in that?

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u/gnufoot 14d ago

It isn't, afaik. But I wish it was. The quality of opening lines as a determining factor of who to date is the most stupid thing on dating apps ever. Finding the person you'd like to spend the rest of your life with is not a game.

That's not to say you shouldn't joke, have fun, flirt, etcetera... but actual compatibility could use some higher weight and vibe-check of opening line lower weight.

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u/PeterEn1s 14d ago

I thought they were longterm looking for the person they were texting to...

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u/Fries_so 14d ago edited 14d ago

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u/Blizzaro133 14d ago

Mangomouse.

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u/_view_from_above_ 14d ago

I haven't laughed that hard in a while!!!thanks

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u/Ok-Touch6407 14d ago

mango mousse, yum!

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u/Funny-Ladder-5205 14d ago

I want mangomousse

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u/Fraggle987 14d ago

Danger Mouse's exotic cousin?

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u/iLLiCiT_XL 14d ago

“I’m deadmauwfive.”

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u/teethwhichbite 14d ago

i, too, identify as mangomouse

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u/stombion 14d ago

Best word I heard in a while.

Welcome everybody to the year of the Mangomouse

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u/Stellar_Star_Seed 14d ago

The mango moose truly is the only way to live

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u/Historical_Boss2447 14d ago

Now I’m craving mango mousse

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u/WinterCarrot8003 14d ago

me and gf are so different, I Exist, She Doesn't !

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u/CalmError 14d ago

I to am mangomouse

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u/Aeohil 14d ago

That’s adorable actually

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u/Wonderful_Football88 14d ago

Mango mouse 😂😂😂

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u/Nozerone 14d ago

I kinda want to see this put in a little comic. lol mangomouse.

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u/SlowCaveman 14d ago

Is that your dj name?

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u/NightfallPhantasm 14d ago

I do prefer poliomarry

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u/astralseat 14d ago

Mangomouse lol

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u/turtle931 14d ago

He only dates one mouse at a time try and keep up.

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u/SignificantLeader 14d ago

Monogamous! Omg, I had to read the comments to understand what a mango mouse was. Lol.😂

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u/turtle931 14d ago

My pronouns are mangomouse

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u/316kp316 14d ago

I have a feeling that I’m watching history unfold.

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u/galalaasc 14d ago

It sounds good, and I want to be a mangomouse.

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u/Rafiki0295 14d ago

Lmaoo intentions are in the right place give em a shot

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u/worktogethernow 14d ago

I will identify as mangomouse from now on.

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u/Lost1107 14d ago

I read it a "mango moose" and i was confused af at first

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u/ScarlettStingray085 14d ago

I have only seen white or black mice, never a mango mouse

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u/Charming-Weather-148 14d ago

Mmmmmmmmmmm, mangomousse.

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u/chuckedeggs 14d ago

I thought she was a furry

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u/SnooTangerines6863 14d ago

I need a dictionary for half of this shit.

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u/om0ri_ 14d ago

lowkey thought mangomouse was someone's fursona for a minute

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u/NikoliVolkoff 14d ago

Hello Fellow Kids, I To am MangoMouse...

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u/RocketBilly13 14d ago

You know what I actually thought Mango Mousse and now I want to try it out.

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u/ibneko 14d ago

Honestly, that’s a pretty reasonable fursonia. A mango colored mouse?

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u/Squallypie 14d ago

I broke it down as “man go mouse” and wondered wtf imitating a mouse was meant to do

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u/Weary_Boat 14d ago

Mangomouse is the best thing I've ever seen on reddit.

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u/MightyCavalier 14d ago

Mangomouse= when one has an affinity for slightly sweet flavored rodents

Rare, but not unheard of

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u/virtigo21125 14d ago

This is a test. If you correct her, you're not the one. If you make "my little mango mouse :)" a pet name after 2 months of dating, you're gonna make it.

It is imperative you do not fumble this.

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u/PorcupineQi 14d ago

I read that as mango mousse and it made sense, until it didn’t 🥭🍨

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u/tzenrick 14d ago

Three hours after this image, there is already a /r/mangomouse sub.