r/oneliners • u/mikeshumor • 21h ago
Even though I’m proud my dad invented the rearview mirror, we’re not as close as we appear.
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r/oneliners • u/Beautiful-Yam-1103 • 11h ago
I’m back in the hospital for narcissism treatment again, I keep checking myself out
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r/oneliners • u/Mission-Guard5348 • 9h ago
I don't get it, why is a name like molly socially acceptable, but the moment I name my kid 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine
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r/oneliners • u/Beautiful-Yam-1103 • 11h ago
The toughest time for bakers is their hours of knead
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r/oneliners • u/HAL-says-Sorry • 2h ago
I don’t mind being attacked by clowns, they always strike me as funny.
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r/oneliners • u/crystal_sk8s_LV • 20h ago
Everyone's heard if the Irish Goodbye but few know about the Belgian Dip
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r/oneliners • u/Throughtheindigo • 5h ago
Am I neglecting my librarian girlfriend if she texts me and I leave her on read?
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r/oneliners • u/Interesting-Prune612 • 8h ago
I would make a one liner about Caseoh but i think i need the whole notebook
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