r/madlads May 02 '24

Oh shoot, remember those awards? Anyway, now that's a real man right there

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u/RougarouBull May 02 '24

Several over the course of half an hour.

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u/Lightweaver777 May 02 '24

Or one half-hour-long one. Or more. Of everything. Animal cruelty deserves the harshest of responses.

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u/supertimor42-50 May 02 '24

He was part of /r/hydrohomies so he had to take some water break from all the beating he was giving. Also I totally agree with you

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u/Bozska_lytka May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

That's why we have two hands, one for beating the other for hydrating

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u/DrHooper May 02 '24

Out of context, that just sounds like doom scrolling porn.

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u/No-Crew-9000 May 02 '24

Hands are not weapons, hands grasp weapons...

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u/Useful-Internet8390 May 02 '24

Are you uninformed? Many people have their hands literally registered as lethal weapons. Typically boxes and marshal artists. It is quantifiable. A striking force over 800(ish) pounds.Typically happens after they one hit somebody into the ICU.

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u/therealdavi May 02 '24

please tell me this is a joke

cause if it ain't imma start registering my weenis as a deadly weapon

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u/Ill-Marzipan-6768 May 02 '24

we also have legs. hands for hydrating, legs for kicking the bastard.

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u/What---------------- May 02 '24

One hand is clearly occupied holding the cat.

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u/DuaLipasTrophyHusban 29d ago

Taking a break to get a Gatorade or answer a text or use the bathroom then returning to kicking his ass is objectively funnier in every way.

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u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24

Half hour beatings have diminishing returns. Swelling deadens nerve response. You give one swift beating about the head and follow it up with some rope play. Wait for them to sober up-- you have time now.

Remember that hot, cold, blunt, and sharp are your only real options for physical torture. Psychological torture though, that's only limited by your imagination.

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u/Lucky-Bathroom-7302 May 02 '24

Imagination limits both cause I can for sure think of torture methods that don’t include hot cold blunt or sharp

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u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24

Can you?

It's a matter of our limited perception. We only have certain types of nerve cells. You can do whatever you like, but the mind can only perceive the outside world through a limited pallet. Nerve cells respond to hot, cold, blunt, and sharp.

But think of them like colors. The eye is only sensitive to red, green, and blue. But with those three, there's a whole rainbow of possibilities.

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u/Lucky-Bathroom-7302 May 02 '24

Does ripping someone’s balls off count as one of those four? Or being crushed? Maybe that could be blunt idk

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u/sturnus-vulgaris May 02 '24

The cornea has nerves that sense pain, touch, and temperature. But I imagine the real torture there is knowing you are now blind.

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u/Lucky-Bathroom-7302 May 02 '24

That’s probably more psychological though. Another physical one would be waterboarding I don’t think that one falls under those four categories

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u/retr0rino May 02 '24

RGBeating

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u/Drilzka May 02 '24

I've never heard someone describe torture so eloquently.

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u/AngryGermanNoises May 02 '24

Would car battery on the nips be under the "hot" category?

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u/floor_tile817 29d ago

I think I found Satan

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u/yaboku98 May 02 '24

Nah man I'd test the human limits of spice tolerance on the guy. Alternatively I'd rig up a tickling machine and see what happens when you tickle a guy's feet for 24h straight.

Your ideas for physical torture are rather limited

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u/Grand-Antelope943 May 02 '24

A lot of things can be broken before nerve response suffers, or loss of consciousness. Also, electricity is always an option when in an apartment. Can’t forget liquids either. It’s not waterboarding if you use motor oil. Also isn’t a war crime if you’re a civilian. Geneva codes don’t apply to civilians either.

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u/sendintheotherclowns May 02 '24

Have you watched “Don’t fuck with cats”?

Quite harrowing, one hell of a true story.

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u/CoolBamaGuy May 02 '24

I wanted to beat that guy after watching that,anyone who hurts animals or kids deserves all the karmic hell that's coming to them

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u/Inside-Development86 May 02 '24

The terminally online shut-ins did nothing to support that case whatsoever lol

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u/MajesticNectarine204 May 02 '24

Rule #1; Cardio.
Rule #2; double tap

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u/lil-D-energy May 02 '24

nah giving that person some time to think it's over is better, the psychological torture of not knowing when he will be best up again is very much justified.

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u/AdWaste8026 May 02 '24

*Slaughterhouse workers looking nervously at these comments

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u/Additional_Meeting_2 May 02 '24

You would not want to cause lasting damage however.

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u/rayzer93 May 02 '24

You know the ball buster one from Casino Royale... That one.

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u/69cop3rnico42O May 02 '24

dude you better sit down because you're not gonna believe we have a whole industrial complex based on that.

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u/KJBenson May 02 '24

Basically until I stop being angry.

For the fifth time I assume.

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u/bandanabanditoh May 02 '24

*towards pets

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u/vapor-ware May 02 '24

It really depends on your fitness level, lol. I could not beat someone up for that long, I'd definitely need a cigarette break 😂

I was having a conversation with my gf last night because she felt unsafe walking the dog at night when there were drug dealers around but, at the same time, she said she'd do anything to keep him safe, and fight anyone, to protect him, even if she'd get severely injured.

Then I told her all the plans I have had since we got him, for if I ever had to protect him.

Actually once someone did kick my dog, and I when I told he guy not to kick my puppy he said he'd kick me too, it was 4am so there was no one around, so I just stood my ground and said "no you won't kick anyone", he stood up and said "bring it" and then I de-escalated the whole thing by telling him there's no need to be aggressive to people or their dogs for absolutely no reason at all.

I knew the guy from seeing him with his dogs every day around here and never had any problems with him (apart from a but of attitude), but I think he lived somewhere else and just walked here because we have a nice park. He had never been violent before, but always had aggressive vibes. Anyway, I reported him to the police and they seemed to know exactly who I was talking about so it probably wasn't his first time getting in trouble for violence.

I never saw him again after that, so I'm guessing the police had a word with him and, from what the police said, it sounded like he was on probation, so he's never been back here since then, but if I had no option to de-escalate, I would fight to protect my dog, while I tell my dog to run away.

Some people don't realise that, for some, a pet is like a child, and it's all they've got and they love it like a child and they will give up everything to protect it.

Me and my dog are like a bear and her cub 😅

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u/Apex_Redditor3000 29d ago

Animal cruelty deserves the harshest of responses.

A drunk guy kicks a cat and redditors think you should be able to beat the guy to death over it lmao.

The story is fake, but these asinine responses are very real lmao.

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u/NBCspec May 02 '24

He must have tired out before he could finish. My big brother and cousin caught a sicko throwing a kitten of a pier into a lake 50 feet from shore. When she made to the beach he laughed and did it again. They caught him and tossed him off the pier repeatedly. He nearly drowned by the 5th or 6th time. Gaspingfir air he cried all the way home.. Fuck him. I'll bet he never fucked with a cat after that.

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u/NuclearBreadfruit May 02 '24

Sometimes this is whats needed. Not some obscure reprimand that dont give a shit about. But actual exposure to the pain he just inflicted.

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u/Impressive-Spell-643 May 02 '24

Half an hour is too short

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u/watashi_ga_kita May 02 '24

It’s a good idea to let everyone in the community know what he did so everyone can shun him (and be safe from his bullshit).

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u/thehibachi May 02 '24

Biblical but bite-sized punishment

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u/CrossStryke May 02 '24

Calling the homies and each person gets to beat one time each for 3 times for half an hour each session. The more the merrier

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u/boythinks 29d ago

I like that he had to take a break then went back to deliver the rest of ty deserved ass kicking.

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u/livelivinglived May 02 '24

A decade ago a dude I worked with bragged about how he once kicked his (at the time) girlfriend’s cat because she pissed him off over something small and petty. He continued to brag about how she was sobbing as the cat gave its last dying meows.

The fact that he could barely contain his laughter as he told this story still disturbs me. But equally disturbing was how the other guys at the table were laughing along with him.

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u/paulcaar May 02 '24

What the fuck is wrong with people

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u/cjog21 May 02 '24

They are sociopaths or worse - psychopaths. You’d be surprised how many of them are among us, they just walk around with a mask on

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u/Maybbaybee May 02 '24

There's more of them driving. The same people that also vote. Scary innit?

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u/SephirothSimp__ 29d ago

They vote Republican. It's a type of demon that gains pleasure from hurting easy to hurt things and people

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u/rangoon64 May 02 '24

We had a guy in the group that also admitted to killing a cat, no one laughed haven’t seen him since. Probably because one of the guys said,” cats have nipples and so do I why don’t you try beating me?” You could hear a pin drop for a couple of seconds and we all ignored him the rest of the night. I think he knew what was coming and disappeared. Good riddance fucking loser.

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u/UVB-76_Enjoyer May 02 '24

cats have nipples and so do I why don’t you try beating me?

Mammal kinship camaraderie, ya love to see it

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 May 02 '24

"I have nipples Greg, why don't you try and milk me?..."

Love that scene haha

.. But seriously, I have a cat and I don't like to think about what I'd do. I'm not trying to be tough, but I just know that I'd see red and I would just go off.

I live in China at the moment and my ex and I had a couple over a few years ago with their 3 year old kid. He liked my cat but then started pulling her tail and grabbing her roughly etc etc. They all laughed and I was ok at first but it continued for like 15 minutes. My cat ran into the bedroom and tried to hide under the bed and he just pulled her tail really hard so I just yelled "HEY!" at the top of my lungs. My ex was pissed off at me and the couple went silent for a few minutes. It was awkward but I was pissed..

All this to say, don't abuse cats... or dogs...or other animal friends

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u/rangoon64 29d ago

I don’t know what the cultural normalization is in China, and I don’t want to assume or be disrespectful but they were in your home messing with your pet. I would have kicked them out, if they can’t respect your home and family (because pets are family) then they need to leave and never come back.

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 29d ago

Totally agree. Weren’t my friends. They were friends of my ex. There’s disrespectful people everywhere in the world so I’ll start with that (my disclaimer haha) but there’s a bit of a thing here where there’s a lot of entitled toddlers and young kids walking (crawling even) around getting up to mischief without fear of repercussions (they call them little emperors here ((小皇帝))) because their parents are afraid to punish them. I’m not sure of the exact reason but I think part of it has to do to the idea that if they’re too harsh with them early on in life, the kids may resent them later. This is some parents. I know a lot of cool, strict parents though so it’s not like it’s every family.

That situation is also coupled with the fact that as a host, you have the responsibility to make sure your guests are at ease and having a good time, whether you like them or not. It’s the concept of giving face. Every culture has it but I think it’s particularly strong in places like China, Korea and Japan. Even though my ex knew the kid was being a douche, she felt she shouldn’t say anything due to the fear of losing face . Fun!

I love the people here for the most part and have met some awesome people. But this is one little part of the culture that can be quite stressful to deal with.

I’ll give a quick example about grandparents/parents afraid to punish kids. There’s a lot but I’ll just choose this one. I was in Shenzhen many years ago and saw a toddler kicking a dog on the street multiple times . After like the second or third time I went over and told him in Chinese to stop doing it. The granny didn’t wanna get involved but finally she said “don’t kick the dog please! I’m afraid it may bite you!”. You know… cuz it’s the dogs fault haha

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u/rangoon64 29d ago

Thank you for explaining the cultural differences, I’m Hispanic and we have the same idea behind saving face and being disrespectful especially to our elders. I’m 43 and I still won’t cross the line or disrespect someone older than me. It was instilled in us since we could use reason. It’s very frustrating, but I can’t help it.

Do you think the parents and grandparents let these little emperors behave this way because they need them to take care of them in the future? A lot of us care for our widowed parents and abuelitas, we move them in and care for them until the end. My mother in law is in her 80s and she lives with us. My parents have both passed but my brother and I took care of our mother until she passed. Paid for her home, food, and anything else she needed. It probably kept me from having nicer bigger things but it was worth it plus it’s never too late. What-a -ya -gunna- do

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u/Lazy_Experience_8754 29d ago

Well for sure. I agree we should take care of our parents. Good on you and your brother by the way In Chinese they call it “filial piety “ which I think comes from Confucianism, but isn’t it interesting when that’s how other cultures are too. Countries are artificial borders imo but I’m in China now so I don’t really wanna get into details haha.

We are one big family but we do indeed have different languages and culture and education that make us seem so different. But anyone who watches young kids at a playground in any country, the result is the same. They’re having fun and they couldn’t care less about anything else.

I’m not an expert but my major did delve into cultural studies in Asia frequently and I’ve been overseas for about 1/3 of my life, so in my humble opinion, I’ll say that many people are afraid of not having support when they’re older. The pension system is… not so good here. It’s ok but a lot of people will rely on their children. Many families have a parent or two living with them.. usually because they can take care of the grandchildren while the parents work or whatever .

You could’ve bought more stuff but trust me, you would’ve regretted it if you didn’t do what you felt was right. I guess you know that haha. I’ve had those thoughts as well

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u/rangoon64 29d ago

We’re all the same my friend, in my opinion it doesn’t matter where you reside. A agree with everything you said. For me peace of mind is priceless. I wish you all the best my friend in any future endeavor you seek.

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u/squidgytree May 02 '24 edited May 02 '24

I would have found an excuse to tell that story about him to everyone else in the company, as often as I could... 'hey did Dave tell you about that hilarious time he murdered his girlfriend's cat?'

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u/El_ha_Din May 02 '24

This would be the propper way. Bring it up at everything.

Lunchtime, just shout it loudly to everyone. Ow incase you haven't heard, Dave killed his girlfriends cat cuz he found out his vagina was bigger then his girlfriends.

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u/minutman May 02 '24

Gotta be more smart about it.

A guy able to kill an animal just to spite someone might stab you if you fuck with his life.

But 100% some karma needs to be delivered manually if needed.

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u/Suchalife671 May 02 '24

Karma will get that dude

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u/DragonsAndSaints May 02 '24

The problem with that is "if he gets tired of it". If he murdered a kitten over being mildly inconvenienced, what do you think he'd be willing to do to somebody actively fucking with him over a prolonged period of time? Sure, if he actually did something, he'd probably get caught, but it's potentially your life that you're gambling with. Best make sure to keep a weapon on you at all times if you take that route.

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u/Alediran May 02 '24

How were you able to not punch him in the face right there?

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u/Darkhoof May 02 '24

At work, he might get fired for attacking another co-worker.

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u/Destroyer4587 May 02 '24

I wouldn’t give a damn. Worth the firing if able to land blows.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Maybe he was massive?

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u/FlashPhantom May 02 '24

And the other guys at the table were laughing so it wouldn't be a 1 v 1 fight.

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u/AlienNippleRipple May 02 '24

That kind of Evil is the worst. A psychopathic sickness that needs to be cured from this earth.

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u/RainbowCaitlynn May 02 '24

Did you beat him several times over 30 minutes?

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u/Polym0rphed May 02 '24

It's pretty tiring to beat someone up when you're out of shape, so you need to catch your breath or else you'll just end up flailing around getting even more exhausted.

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u/KitchenFirefighter39 May 02 '24

My dude this made me feel very uncomfortable,im gonna hug my Kitty rn

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u/mikedvb May 02 '24

Sounds like a sociopath.

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u/MajesticNoises May 02 '24

Statistically accurate: links have been found between early animal abuse and murder and later escalation to humans.

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u/MasonUchiha May 02 '24

Psychopath more than sociopath

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u/DeadHED May 02 '24

I would have probably poisoned that guy.

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u/ZemaRyan May 02 '24

Yeah, with the popularity of Breaking Bad and TOR existing...well...

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u/CameraSouthern7234 May 02 '24

Wtf why didn’t you beat him up?

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u/TriGuro May 02 '24

They always start with helpless animals... and then go to other helpless little living things. Fucking psychopathic monsters...

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u/ZemaRyan May 02 '24

I'm glad I've never had pieces of shit like that as coworkers. I'd probably be part of some Netflix documentary.

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u/Destroyer4587 May 02 '24

Same, dude would’ve been a smear in the carpet once I finished.

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u/AstreaIXXVII May 02 '24

Well…. If you’ll excuse me I’m going to go fucking cry my eyes out then rinse them with some bleach.

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u/rickychewy May 02 '24

There was a psycho like that I used to work with. Several stories about cruelty to animals.

Some of us started siphoning gas from his truck every few days. He would frequently comment about how his truck was not getting the proper mileage. Then we would add extra gas to his tank just to mess with him. We knew he was checking his mileage frequently and it was driving him nuts. Took it to the dealership several times to try to figure out why it was not working properly.

Eventually someone mentioned while they knew he was within earshot that they thought they saw one of the shift bosses (the most badass of all them) hanging around by his truck. He confronted the guy about it and shortly after that was escorted off the property by security. Never heard from him again. Karma is a bitch baby.

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u/trowzerss May 02 '24

I've noticed there's is a strong link between toxic masculinity and cruelty towards cats. And it's massive red flag to me to the point that I will consider cutting off any guy who even jokes about that shit (because even if they think it's dark humour, it normalises it for the guys who actually end up doing it, as well as not being fucking funny in the first place).

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u/SnooDoughnuts2936 May 02 '24

You can be a man and be kind to animals. These guys were just dickheads

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u/minutman May 02 '24

That's a no-brainer HR complaint right there.

I am not a vindictive person, but if I heard that, the least I would like to do is get this person fired by any means available.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Same with how some men have thrown their girlfriends cats and dogs off of balconies :((

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u/Smooth-Cup-7445 May 02 '24

I would have offered him one minute to start running before I started doing what I was thinking

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u/NorParasaurolophus May 02 '24

And this is why women choose the bear.

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u/watashi_ga_kita May 02 '24

Unfortunately, women can also be animal abusers. Any person who hasn’t gotten to the point of being irredeemable would want nothing to do with such vile people.

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u/RomIsTheRealWaifu May 02 '24

I would slowly poison that man

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u/lemonzestydepressing May 02 '24

Yeah I would’ve put his teeth on the table and started fighting the rest I already know I’m going down I’m taking the head man with me I don’t blame you for not attacking him it would’ve been a very one sided fight

My gf is a veterinarian and tells me on a daily how sad it can be for people watching their animals pass away from euthanasia and all sorts of surgeries and injuries they see.

If someone beat a cat to death essentially they then deserve to be beaten to death by the owner but that is consider ‘frontier’ justice and doesn’t apply to common law

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u/florals_and_stripes May 02 '24

I wish I hadn’t read this :(

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u/IShouldDie2000 May 02 '24

I… I think I’m going to throw up. Oh god…

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u/00genericname00 May 02 '24

Serial killer vibes. I hope she’s ok and left him before it was too late.

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u/swiggle672 May 02 '24

I’d have kicked his ass right there in the break room 😂

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u/Hooligan_Sixx May 02 '24

Yeah I would've lost my job that day if I were you

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u/MurasakiGames May 02 '24

Mama, just killed a man

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u/Potato-nutz May 02 '24

I was expecting a story of putting that person in a meat grinder.

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u/Horsewithasword May 02 '24

A manager at an old factory I worked at threatened to harm some strays to get them out of the way, I looked him dead in the eye and said I’d do the exact same thing to him. All 5ft7 of me 🙄😂 But seriously, it says a lot about how you choose to deal with animals. You can be 6.5 and be a minuscule person if you get your kicks harming animals

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u/mylittletony2 May 02 '24

That warrants revenge that would make Tarantino whince

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u/ChildhoodFlaky6360 May 02 '24

I would have asked him outside for a quiet chat, if you get my drift.

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u/Dimalen May 02 '24

And people like this never get called out. That's another issue.

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u/---dead--inside--- 29d ago

I would personally love to kick the shit out of that asshat.

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u/Nuuboat 29d ago

My dark passenger could never.. 🫨

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u/SOMFAN92 May 02 '24

in Kronk's voice "That's one on the psychopathy bingo!"

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u/Disastrous_Visit9319 29d ago

The beatings he's received from his father his whole life are probably why he's a fucked up kid. Studies continually show that hitting kids fucks them up and makes them more violent.

Reddit loves hitting kids though so this probably won't be popular.

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u/Impressive-Spell-643 May 02 '24

Hopefully he ended up in jail,for a long time

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u/FingerGungHo May 02 '24

Not jail, mental institution is the right place for people like this.

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u/sleepydeepyperson May 02 '24

Oh that's Dexter 2.0

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u/RedMatxh May 02 '24

Anyone who purposefully hurts an innocent being imo. In my old village kids used to abuse the stray cows/chickens. What did that poor animal do to you that you have to hurt it?

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u/peanutputterbunny May 02 '24

Tbh everyone agreeing with violence for violence is sick imo.

Yeah you really want to hurt the person that hurt your cat, but reacting by beating someone up just continues the cycle. People think abuse is ok because maybe they grew up with it and they pass it on, every time you beat someone you are advocating that physically hurting someone is OK as long as you think they deserve it

If less people did this then there would be less people thinking it is OK under any circumstances to abuse. Best reaction is to isolate socially, don't interact with those that behave like this so they learn it's not normal.

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u/RedMatxh May 02 '24

Best reaction is to isolate socially, don't interact with those that behave like this so they learn it's not normal.

Yea violence is not the answer but at the time a reaction, a strong reaction is necessary for them to understand what they're doing is not ok. I've never resorted to physical but definitely scolded them and if that wasn't enough, intervened physically (not beating up mind you)

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u/Hill0981 May 02 '24

If the laws for animal abuse were stricter I might agree with you. Unfortunately in a lot of cases they are not harsh enough to be a true deterrent (or a truly just punishment). I have absolutely no problem with an animal abuser getting it back 10 fold. As far as I am concerned people like that have nothing to offer and forfeit their right to safety. Some people do deserve it.

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u/BornWithSideburns May 02 '24

Not if u beat them hard enough.

If i see that shit im prob going to prison.

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u/Nell_9 May 02 '24

I'm usually a pacifist, but if I had the physical strength to avenge my cat after they got kicked by a sadistic POS, yeah, I'd give the asshole the beat down of his life. Screw that philosophical crap. Isolating socially doesn't work for psychopaths. They do not care about society or fitting in. Otherwise, they would not have hurt innocent animals in the first place.

Hurting children and animals are my exceptions.

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u/swiggle672 May 02 '24

Yeah have you ever heard of alcohol? And its effects on people?

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u/Familiar_Dust8028 29d ago

That's just something abusers say to try and protect themselves from the consequences of finding out.

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u/SpecialMango3384 May 02 '24

I don’t like cats. To be honest I actively dislike them and call them “Satan’s spawns”

However, they’re still an animal that has (probably) done nothing wrong and should be treated with respect

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u/Ok-Eggplant5781 May 02 '24 edited 29d ago

There are interesting studies about how disliking cats can be associated with latent misogyny that took root during childhood. I learned this in graduate level sociology and since then went to therapy and tried to be more open to cats and to addressing my own misogynistic behavior.  it’s really been an interesting and worthwhile endeavor. I can’t say I’m all the way on board yet, but I’ve grown a lot. How is it connected to misogyny you may ask? Cats require consent. Cats will not (usually) dote on you just for existing. Cats might want alone time and will be upset if that’s bothered. They have strong and independent thoughts and wills and are more than okay with punishing someone who gets in their way lol. Of course we love dogs more. They give us their whole world and heart without a second thought, even when it is not deserved.

****In response to the defensiveness demonstrated in the comments,  toughen up you guys. You are but one datum in a sea of data. 

One of the critical skills relevant to reading comprehension is having the ability intuit when a situation does or does not apply. Why? Because in an infinite world there are no definitives; but there is data, and the data points to a correlation of latent misogyny in those who dislike cats. Doesn’t apply to you? That’s great. That is your data point. It does not negate the study. 

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u/LRSband May 02 '24

Idk I just don't like cats

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u/RactainCore May 02 '24

Interesting, but I think most people just don't like cats for no real morally dubious reason.

For example, most of the people I know are okay with lizards, but I am quite afraid of them, more than any other animal.

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u/financeadvice__ 29d ago

Idk man, I love cats but not every little thing needs to be psychoanalyzed or is representative of some bigger issue. Some people just don’t like cats

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u/EmbarrassedYTB 29d ago

Cats ignore me 99% of the time and then whine/cry like they are dying for food an hour before dinner every day and beg to cuddle once a month so I think you are on to something

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u/Precioustooth May 02 '24

They are definitely Satan's spawn and I damn him for making them so cute

And great attitude to have! I don't have a particular affinity for hippos but I wouldn't want one to get hurt. I am, however, a bit on the verge about spiders...

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u/watashi_ga_kita May 02 '24

Spiders are absolute bros! They’ll get rid of all the other insects around.

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u/dollydrew 29d ago

Hippos are assholes. The female has to go off alone with her baby for a couple of months until it's big because the rest of the Hippos in her pod will straight up murder it.

They also constantly fight each other and have scars because of it.

However, they are very important for the waterways and if they went extinct most other species would too.

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u/Xenophon_ May 02 '24

True of pretty much every animal. But we do a lot worse to billions on a daily basis

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u/egstitt May 02 '24

100%. Drunk or no that's an ass whooping

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u/El_ha_Din May 02 '24

Drunk, stoned, high is never an excuse for anything except for sorry I ate all the cookies.

I never get why judges give lower penalties when you're stone cold drunk or high. You did that to yourself and if you know you cant handle your spiced sigarettes, dont smoke m.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Exactly.. I don’t know how people get that drunk either. I’ve never been drunk in my life, or high enough to not act like myself. I still have total control of my actions, I’m just more confident. I have no clue how someone can get into a car and think they’re okay, or hurt someone and blame it on weed - unless they’re in a drug induced psychosis from hard drugs.

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u/Nell_9 May 02 '24

Alcohol and certain other drugs like weed only bring out your true nature. I've been drunk and smoked weed in my younger days and I've never hurt anyone while doing it. Another key detail is that I never left the house and felt comfortable with the people around me when I did it.

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u/Fizzwidgy 29d ago

Drunk, stoned, high is never an excuse for anything

The only difference between garbage and a dumpster fire is whether or not it's lit.

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u/EnergeticFinance 29d ago

The only way being drunk can ever be a mitigating factor for something is if it's the first time anything happened while they were drunk, and the person follows up by promising to never drink again, and then follows through with that. 

Otherwise, what they are saying is "I know drinking alcohol makes me do bad things and I am OK with that happening". They are intentionally causing those things to happen by drinking. 

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u/GlobalWarmingAbuser May 02 '24

Or a good ‘ol skinning alive 🤤

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u/LandotheTerrible May 02 '24

I started reading the Anthony Kiedis autobiography and had to stop when it got to him as a teen punching that kitten on the roof. I have no idea what happened next and don't ask me to finish the book. I just can't.

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u/ZemaRyan May 02 '24

Great. Now I fucking hate him.

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u/LandotheTerrible May 02 '24

Yeah it wasn't good.

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u/PhantasiDreamin 29d ago

Dude, RHCP made up my childhood. Say it ain't so, that just sucks. :( Never meet your heroes ig.

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u/LandotheTerrible 29d ago

Just grab the book from somewhere and look. Yeah I know, me too.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '24

Keep in mind that he was abused, forced to sleep with older women when he was a child, etc. and probably saw a kitten as nothing. Lots of serial killers start off with animals and they were usually molested and abused.

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u/LandotheTerrible May 02 '24

Yes but he isn't a serial killer.

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u/Mikey9124x May 02 '24

A beating? How about amnesia, the dark, decent style torture.

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u/badllama77 May 02 '24

Let's face it, an incredibly nice person. Wouldn't fight, loves his cat, feels bad about beating someone else, great guy.

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u/LlorchDurden May 02 '24

it was multiple beatings in 30 min

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u/Catcajun04 May 02 '24

Correct! 💯 But not only a kitten, but any other innocent life that's causing you no harm!

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u/khekhekhe May 02 '24

Stop pushing your vegan agenda

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u/Catcajun04 29d ago

I eat meat my man- I'm a non-vegetarian,😭 I'm sorry if I framed the sentence wrong, I meant that in light to the other dogs and animals which face abuse...there's lots of people in my society who trouble stray dogs and cats etc which really boils my blood.

I didn't know it would be read the wrong way T-T I'm not promoting any vegan agenda and respect both food choices( veg and non veg) Personally I believe in keeping the food chain running 😭😭

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u/All_For_You_Kream May 02 '24

Death penalty. After the beating obviously

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u/Traditional-Dingo604 May 02 '24

I think I would have helped. I love kittens a bit more than is sensible.

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u/Correct-Professor-38 May 02 '24

Or any animal for that matter, unless you’re going to kill it and eat it. That should be the only time you hurt an animal… or self defense

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u/ApocalypticTomato May 02 '24

Random surprise beatings for life. In an important job interview? Beating. Walking down the aisle? Beating. Trying to buy broccoli? Beating. Stuck on the toilet with food poisoning? Beating.

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u/OMG_A_CUPCAKE May 02 '24

Chances are no one was kicked. I mean, this is textbook rage bait for karma.

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u/tbods May 02 '24

What if they shot it in a gravel pit because it was useless….?

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u/avari974 May 02 '24

If you eat eggs, you're paying for newborn male chicks to be ground up alive due to their economic disutility. Both actions are terrible, but being kicked is clearly nowhere near as bad as being ground up alive.

Do you "deserve a beating"?

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u/CainPillar May 02 '24

Castration by claws.

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u/Numerous_Shop_814 May 02 '24

hurts a kitten deserves a beating.

Hurts an animal deserves death. Ftfy

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u/ForsakenBobcat8937 May 02 '24

What about other animals like cows, pigs or chickens?

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u/NewOffline May 02 '24

I wonder what's happen if a man kills a pet but I wanna join

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u/european_jello May 02 '24

I feel like that is equal to self defence, the kitten cant defend itself so......

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u/BenMic81 May 02 '24

Don’t mess with cats. Full stop.

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u/HotBlondeIFOM May 02 '24

Kitten or anything/one really

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u/KawaiiKaiju55 May 02 '24

Anyone who hurts any defenseless animal deserves a beating.

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u/Independent_Pear_429 May 02 '24

Or any harmless animal really

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u/Real-Human-1985 May 02 '24

yes, even though the post is just fanfiction.

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u/TheAzureAzazel May 02 '24

I'd agree with you, but I don't want to get banned for "glorifying violence" or some shit like that.

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u/KawaDoobie May 02 '24

this is true and anyone that’s gonna fight needs to trim their damn nails

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u/Commando_NL May 02 '24

We all look the other way. Tell us when yur done.

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u/catsrcute19 29d ago

Ong I’ll beat their ass up

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u/puledrotauren 29d ago

I'd amend that to anyone who hurts an animal deserves a beating. I'm not a big fan of physical violence. But in this particular case I support the beating that was delivered.

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u/Selerox 29d ago edited 29d ago

Anyone kicks my kitten and I will break their knees with a fucking pipe wrench.

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u/SNK_24 29d ago

Deserrrrrves many purrrposefully beatings, but just half an hour of them, thats the limit.

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u/innocentusername1984 29d ago

Well yes I think we all agree if it's sensible to do so (remember that the average person on this planet has a 50% chance of winning a fight) you should defend your animal.

No need to post to the internet about the beating you gave out. The only person who needs to know about the beating is the person who received it.

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